#amorimball

(And how this trio can finally make defenders scared to come to Old Trafford again like the good old days when Rooney still had hair.) Let’s face it we’ve spent the last few years watching United attack like they’re trying not to wake a sleeping baby. Sideways, slow, scared. We’ve had more crosses than a church on Sunday and fewer goals than Burnley at Christmas. But all that changes with…

(And how this trio can finally make defenders scared to come to Old Trafford again like the good old days when Rooney still had hair.) Let’s face it we’ve spent the last few years watching United attack like they’re trying not to wake a sleeping baby. Sideways, slow, scared. We’ve had more crosses than a church on Sunday and fewer goals than Burnley at Christmas. But all that changes with…

They say derbies are electric, intense, and season-defining. This one? Well… if Manchester United and Manchester City wanted to audition for the “Premier League’s Most Forgettable Game” category, they just might have nailed it. A goalless 0-0 draw at Old Trafford that managed to perfectly summarize the misery both clubs are enduring this season. If football were food, this match would’ve been…