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It’s kind of sick having an allergy because I can say “hey can I stab you and save your life?” - Evan

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I went to Nelson, BC and all I got was gaslit by a Nespresso machine

“Aren’t horses’ legs.... fingers?”

-Akosua

You have a boyfriend there’s plenty of things to do in the evening... no! Not a sex thing

Tommy

#uni shenanigans #we’re back for one night onlyyyyyy

Sarah’s in Calgary with her ginger hammer

Tommy talking about Sarah’s boyfriend

#uni shenanigans #we’re back for one night onlyyyyyy

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Maren: What did you say?

Sarah: Oh I was just saying 'egg' with you in agreement

Sarah: *walks away*

Maren: *races after her*

Maren, breathless: In 'egg'reement!

#sarah #maren

Were you the one who put the meme over the toilet??

Caitlin

#caitlin #yes

“The crotch was nuts”

Katie

#katie #this was about cargo pants not fitting

Etudiante: Quelles sont les conséquences si on quitte?

Professeur: Ben, ma déception profonde pour commencer

#unilife

I wouldn’t date any celebrity but Jude Law from The Holiday can get it

Luam

#luam

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Caitlin: Achilles' boyfriend, Patro- Patron-

Luam: Patronus?

Sarah: Expecto patronum! It's a boyfriend!

Luam: Are you trying to date your fursona?

#sarah #luam #caitlin

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Akosua orders food to Sarah’s house so often that she accidentally sent Skip the Dishes there instead of to her own address

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She came and got her food

Akosua orders food to Sarah’s house so often that she accidentally sent Skip the Dishes there instead of to her own address

#sarah #akosua

Student: Like "when I'm out, I'll hook you up with noodles"

Teacher: Wait, what did you say?

Student: I'll hook you up with noodles

Teacher: Oh! I thought you said nudes

#uni #we're talking about gangs

Katie: I wanna be Lily James

Sarah: I wanna marry Lily James

#sarah #katie #we just finished watching mamma mia 2

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Evan, laughing: Sarah, why are you wearing high heels and sweats??

Maren: That's how it's done!

Sarah: It's haute couture, Evan

#evan #maren #sarah #trying to break in new shoes

Sarah: Do you watch the Great British Bake Off?

Jessie: No, I have a life

Sarah: No you don't

Jessie: It's called Yu-Gi-Oh cards

#sarah #jessie

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