AHHHHHHH

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“Me: ‘This is obviously a clog. How about I take it apart and check the internal tubing?’

NASA: (after five hours of deliberation) ‘No. You’ll fuck it up and die.’

So I took it apart.”

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“[08:47] WATNEY: Gay probe coming to save me. Got it.”

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" ‘Have you told anyone else?’

‘Who would I tell?’

‘I don't know,’ Venkat said. ‘Friends?’

‘I don't have any of those.’

‘Okay, keep it under your hat.’

‘I don't wear a hat.’

‘It’s just an expression.’

‘Really?’ Rich said. ‘It's a stupid expression,’

‘Rich, you're being difficult.’

‘Ah. Thanks.’

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“With hundreds of millions of bacteria, it only takes one survivor to stave off extinction. Life is amazingly tenacious. They don’t want to die anymore than I do.”

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“‘… This is a pointless task.’

‘How long have you worked for the government?’

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