god bless all petty thieves

but actually genuinely why is the ant sad and leaving with a bindle

"we cut the nobody scene from the odyssey" "we cut the religious trauma and parental abuse from carrie" i'm starting to think that studios barely funding original films is starting to have an effect where directors make up a story and then slap an IP on it in order to sell. or maybe some bitches just can't read anymore idk it's one or the other

the best way i can think to describe the experience of reading moby dick is you’re in line at the dmv and this guy behind you very loudly says “well who HASN’T had a gay experience” and then proceeds to tell you every detail about his life in between anecdotes about how great sperm is and how ropes work and sometimes he’ll say the most poetic shit you’ve ever heard in your life and them jump RIGHT back into explaining how a whale is a fish because 1) it swims in water and you’re still only like halfway through the dmv line

NO MORE SONGS UNDER 3 MINUTES. GO BACK INTO THE STUDIO

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as

It's like watching Germans make jokes about the Gestapo

los gringos mas progres cuando un latino no les cae bien:

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I'm not sure about the second image, but the truffle cat is likely AI, so if the second one comes from the same Facebook page, it's probably AI as well