god bless all petty thieves

rotisserie chickens are a cost-effective way to feed a small family, or for one strange adult woman to experience the joy of a predator tearing apart a carcass

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

Critical support to these scammers weaponizing homophobia to drain right-wingers' bank accounts 🫡

i think this is literally my favorite tik tok it’s so fucking funny

the mexican football team has a 17 yrs old player and one of the funniest outcomes of this is that he cannot appear in any ad for gambling or drinking so he only appears in candy and milk advertisements. his first world cup and he's not even legally allowed to drive. his nickname is "morita" (little berry). he's three apples tall.

the reason that wounds that break the skin hurt is because its always supposed to be dark inside your body and when your blood sees sunlight for the first time it gets scared. and that causes the pain. or maybe it doesnt

im so fucking stupid

i'm crying laughing this is so funny

holy FUCK.

I’ll probably always reblog this cuz it’s just mind-blowing, holy cow