god bless all petty thieves

Lets dissect uncle to find his wish gland

Where do you think the comma goes

pick up that non-fiction book

"representation matters!" but you wont read or engage with non-fiction works about any demographic outside your own

this version of the post doesnt seem to be getting much traction but this is arguably the most important reason why we should be reading nonfiction in addition to fiction

Stamp of approval

never let the fact that you were born a girl stop you from being the gayest man alive

@supreme-leader-stoat

(To the tune of Rasputin): BLEH BLEH DRACULA, KING OF TRANSYLVANIA, HE IS A BAT AND ALSO A MAN

whoever wrote this paper has the funniest phrasing possible

happy turtle bit off a cop’s toe in the hudson river day for those who celebrate

A CENTURY AGO

slamming your knights visor down when you’re finished talking to them, like slamming the phone back on the receiver.

im pretty sure kurotowa does this to an unnamed soldier near the end of the film “nausicaa of the valley of the wind” (1984) but i couldn’t find a clip of it

yes he does do this i believe it was when Kushana and Kurotowa and the troops are in the desert facing towards the incoming Ohmu. Kurotowa is on top of a tank and the soldier asks him something before Kurotowa slams down the soldier's visor and telling him to get back inside.

Trace amounts of Monica in my life

A statistically insignificant level of Monica in my life

My life manufactured in a facility that also processes Monica