god bless all petty thieves

the original USPS vehicles look like the jalopies you get when countries like Zaire try to design their own armoured car, incredible third world energy to these dinky sheet metal toys, I want to import one and drag race it against children on bicycles

engineers hearing that a vehicle is gonna carry mail and reaching for their wackiest slide rule

reblog this and tag it with roughly half your url + half of prev's url. GO

let's all have a fun time looking up new words when we encounter them to see what they mean before incorporating them into our vocabularies

must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason

... you know. If I could transform into someone a CEO is ethically obligated to help and then punish them for failing to do so, in such a way that they can only be accepted into society again if they learn basic moral lessons about decency, I don't think I would do anything else ever again.

entering an American 7/11 feels like venturing into one of those areas of Chernobyl that’s not immediately fatal but is still a life choice demanding a moment of reflection

no just form of government would structurally allow for someone who has ever owned a car dealership to have any kind of power in government

always reblog enthralling leaf to remember the simple wonders around u