Fried Fart Soup

7. Serve immediately. Stuff with strawberries and cream then top with chocolate sauce.

Recipe I used is here: https://www.cookingclassy.com/cannoli-bites/

Eye look done with Pür My Little Pony the Movie palette. Colors used: - Songbird Serenade - Storm King - Generosity - Laughter - Rarity Other products: - Smashbox Photo Ready gel face primer - Dermacol full coverage foundation in 210 - bareMinerals barePRO compact foundation in Aspen 04 - Makeup Geek blush in Posie - Chapstick in Cherry - Urban Decay eye primer - NYX Jumbo Eye Pencil in Cottage Cheese (I'm not making that up. They actually called it that.) - NYX Super Fat Eye Marker in Carbon Black - Essence Lash Princess Volume Mascara Honestly, I was really excited for this palette, but about half of the shades were super chalky and awful. The other shades are fantastic and beautiful though so I'm not sure what went wrong here. I intended to use the super glittery eye pencils because the colors are magical, but their formulas were so terrible they were completely unusable. Overall, the palette is okay but a tad disappointing, especially for the price.

Easy enough crab toast. I understand that in a lot of places crab is hard to come by or expensive (I get mine right from the water), so the crab can be replaced by white fish or shrimp. Ingredients: - Cooked seafood of choice (except clams because that's nasty) - Mayo (use lite mayo if you are trying to cut down on calories) - Shredded cheddar cheese - Sliced bread (I prefer sourdough. I don't recommend using squishy sandwich bread because it tends to get soggy but it won't kill you or anything if that's all you have.) - Green onion (optional) - Onion powder - Garlic powder - Salt - Pepper Instructions: 1. Chop seafood into bits. I prefer a medium-coarse chop for some texture but do whatever you want. It doesn't matter that much. It's your food. 2. For every rough cup of seafood, you will want about a tablespoon of mayo. Regardless of how much you have, just add small amounts of mayo until the seafood is lightly dressed. No need to go overboard, you just want enough for the mixture to kind of sick together. 3. Add about a 1/4 teaspoon of garlic powder and a 1/4 tsp of onion powder per heaping cup of mixture. Add about 1/8 tsp of salt and 1/8 tsp of pepper. You can always add more if you like. Taste the mixture and determine what you like best. 4. Chop up about 1 stalk of green onion per cup of mixture and add it if you're into that sort of thing. 5. Preheat your oven to broil on low or regular if your oven only has one setting. Put your sliced bread in toaster until it gets a very light toast on it. If you don't have a toaster or are lazy, don't worry about it. This step just makes the toast resist sogginess. 6. Apply mixture to toast in desired thickness. Leave a little exposed toast around the edges for easy eating. 7. Sprinkle cheddar cheese on top. 8. Broil until cheese is melty and delicious. 9. Personally, I would wait for them to cool, but feel free to burn the shit out of your mouth the instant they leave the oven, as is tradition in my family. 10. Enjoy!

When you have a chip on your shoulder but that chip is your cat and you're kind of okay with it but not really.

Midori splice. Easy as 1-2-3!: - 1 shot coconut rum - 2 shots Midori melon liquor - 3 shots pineapple juice - splash of coconut cream on top (optional)

Knightly manicure I did the other day. Inspired by A Knight's Tale.

Rory with his brother and sister right after they were rescued… he’s the one staring at the corner. Not the brightest bulb, I’ll admit. They can’t all be jellicle cats.

Lava nails

She has no idea how to handle this level of cat grass…

“Ratatouille. It’s like a stew, right? Why do they call it that? If you’re gonna name a food, you should give it a name that sounds delicious. Ratatouille doesn’t sound delicious. It sounds like "rat” and “patootie.” Rat patootie! Which does not sound delicious.“ - Linguini

Luna was feeling pretty today.

Itty bitty baby kitty. Nobody wanted him so we gave him a home.

Introducing my vanity area. This is where I keep my expensive colored garbage. The severed unicorn head is courtesy of my local Target’s clearance bin. I’ve been considering adding a nice gold blood drip backdrop to finish off the area but I’ve been too lazy to get around to it.