LIFE IS SIMPLE, IT'S JUST NOT EASY

one time my religion teacher who has a monobrow asked me “what the hell did you do to your hair?” because i had a blonde streak through it and i said “what the hell did you do to your eyebrow” and he sent me outside

when i came back in he asked everyone what monotheism was and i said it meant a religion that worshiped one god because mono means one as in monobrow and he sent me out again

if u dont know how to respond to something just say “how dare you”

U know them ppl that reblog nike and Fiji water wit a URL like trapcybershawty always add somethin like $$$$$ underneath a popular post why y’all do that…fuckin…..cornballs

$$$$$

i love him so much oh my

this hit me like a bus

I’ll reblog it till my fingers bleed