It's it's BY GOD, IT'S JOHNATHAN HARKER WITH THE STEEL SHOVEL
I see Day 56 of captivity is going well
Everyone remembers where they were the day Jonathan Harker took a shovel to Dracula's stupid fucking head
Honestly if it becomes a Tumblr holiday, I won’t be angry
Happy Jonathan Harker Took a Shovel to Dracula's Stupid Fucking Head Day!!!
Climb the walls in lizard fashion,
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
In a fit of desperate passion,
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Seize a shovel, raise to heaven,
Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la la la!
Strike him with all your aggression,
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-laaaaaaaaaa

















