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Smartass likes to wear heels when we go out because it makes them the slightest bit taller than me. Jokes on them, it's hot so I win regardless of their shoe status for the night.

I. don't make a habit of wearing heels, Eli. But Smartass has been coaxing me into trying it recently, so if I break my neck and die, at my funeral let it be known that it was all premeditated.

At least if you die, you died slaying!

I die slain by the people I trusted the most.

You've really got a dramatic flair today :D

Going out in style seems like it deserves a bit of drama.

Smartass likes to wear heels when we go out because it makes them the slightest bit taller than me. Jokes on them, it's hot so I win regardless of their shoe status for the night.

I. don't make a habit of wearing heels, Eli. But Smartass has been coaxing me into trying it recently, so if I break my neck and die, at my funeral let it be known that it was all premeditated.

At least if you die, you died slaying!

I die slain by the people I trusted the most.

You've really got a dramatic flair today :D

Going out in style seems like it deserves a bit of drama.

Smartass likes to wear heels when we go out because it makes them the slightest bit taller than me. Jokes on them, it's hot so I win regardless of their shoe status for the night.

I. don't make a habit of wearing heels, Eli. But Smartass has been coaxing me into trying it recently, so if I break my neck and die, at my funeral let it be known that it was all premeditated.

At least if you die, you died slaying!

I die slain by the people I trusted the most.

You've really got a dramatic flair today :D

Going out in style seems like it deserves a bit of drama.

Smartass likes to wear heels when we go out because it makes them the slightest bit taller than me. Jokes on them, it's hot so I win regardless of their shoe status for the night.

I. don't make a habit of wearing heels, Eli. But Smartass has been coaxing me into trying it recently, so if I break my neck and die, at my funeral let it be known that it was all premeditated.

At least if you die, you died slaying!

I die slain by the people I trusted the most.

You've really got a dramatic flair today :D

Going out in style seems like it deserves a bit of drama.

Smartass likes to wear heels when we go out because it makes them the slightest bit taller than me. Jokes on them, it's hot so I win regardless of their shoe status for the night.

I. don't make a habit of wearing heels, Eli. But Smartass has been coaxing me into trying it recently, so if I break my neck and die, at my funeral let it be known that it was all premeditated.

At least if you die, you died slaying!

I die slain by the people I trusted the most.

You've really got a dramatic flair today :D

Going out in style seems like it deserves a bit of drama.

Smartass likes to wear heels when we go out because it makes them the slightest bit taller than me. Jokes on them, it's hot so I win regardless of their shoe status for the night.

I. don't make a habit of wearing heels, Eli. But Smartass has been coaxing me into trying it recently, so if I break my neck and die, at my funeral let it be known that it was all premeditated.

At least if you die, you died slaying!

I die slain by the people I trusted the most.

Smartass likes to wear heels when we go out because it makes them the slightest bit taller than me. Jokes on them, it's hot so I win regardless of their shoe status for the night.

I. don't make a habit of wearing heels, Eli. But Smartass has been coaxing me into trying it recently, so if I break my neck and die, at my funeral let it be known that it was all premeditated.