Dreams of a Martian

So I was Master Chief and I was trying to get something, but some marines were puling me away forcefully, and then I escaped and there was a gorilla and the gorilla and I climbed into the jeep. Then, the two marines said they had to knock us out and I said “as long as we can stay in the jeep.” There was some speculation that knocking out the gorilla would kill him, but the marines were supposed to knock us out and I was supposed to be in the jeep so this was the only compromise if we were to work together.

Then it was a movie theater, everything that just happened was on the big screen, I sat in a nice chair near my boyfriend. Then, the movie ended, so we switched theaters to another movie. It looked like there was some sort of spotlight that only highlighted parts of the movie at one point in time, and there were some very inappropriate shenanigans that I am actually too embarrassed to write, but afterwards I went to do something somewhere else, and then had to try and find what screening room we were in. On my way back I found the wrong room entirely, there was no spotlight and the seats were different. I went towards the next one through a door and ended up in this extravagant hallway and this blonde lady who in the dream was my bf’s older sister because he doesn’t actually have one? We talked about something I dont remember and then I went in the door behind her and back into the theater with the spotlight.

So the Beginning was some strange montage of this small boy with dark hair and white wings on his back, It seemed he was the avenger’s enemy before or related to a different enemy somehow. So there was a doctor guy who was probably evil and then it showed the boy with his wings very small, as in cut off or clipped, and the boy flew anyways and grew these gigantic black raven wings from his forehead that were hUGE.

So concerning who I am in the dream, there is a dark car driving down a long stretch of road only surrounded by trees. I am scarlet Johansen on an Avenger’s mission. I look up and see the boy hanging in the trees, he’s knocked out, we change course to intercept him instead.

When my team tries to approach the boy we find ourselves entering a building a little ways behind him, there is another group of people who want to claim this powerful child. My team runs ahead to deal with mostly everyone and I turn to this short girl with a knife saying she’s going to stab me in the back. So I grab her knife and stabbed her in the back. And she was just like “oh...” and then I went to go find this bald martial arts guy who was with me a second ago but disappeared it looks like he tied up my entire team. So I run him down this really thin alleyway and all the while he keeps rapidly trying to attack me, I just use the tiny knife I confiscated from the short chick and responding with stabs.

Eventually he gets tired of being stabbed and gives up, when I go into the other room he had tied up my entire team. So I give one of the girls a knife (she’s not a combatant I dont know why shes here) and I tell her to untie everyone.

I exit the backside of the fortress and lo and behold there is short girl with a very long gogurt and another very small knife. She says she just wants to duel, not stab me in the back, she says as she holds the knife behind her back. I grab a gogurt that is nearby and start flailing it at her face, she is rendered useless and annoyed. I take her knife again and stab her in the back again.

The bald guy shows up again too, still very twisted and injured but he says they have reinforcements, and the three new enemies with matching uniforms walk toward us. I ask the non combatant from earlier where Avengers Team A is, if they can finish up their mission and help us out really quick. She says that wont do, they’re on a political mission. I know they’ll never make it here in time, political missions take forever.

Had some weird dreams last night and the night before and I realize I haven't dream blogged in awhile and it’s summer so here I go; Night of June 6th, 2016

and then my dad walked in and I begged him for the cat but he only focused on the colors i was wearing like "Oh Mr S is wearing those today, today is his birthday we should go to the party." and i was really confused

but then we went there and my dad had an inflatable Mr S and we basically kidnapped my old teacher and murdered him with a katana outside the building.

Then, we put him in the car but my Aunt nancy, who was prolly a cop in this dream or somefin was like "This is suspicious" so she searched our car and she knew we murdered him but she just walked away with aquinted eyes.

So we went home and I still didn't have a kittenbut now we had a dead body and we put it in a cradle and it was a really fucked up body like slices everywhere flesh falling off it was cray and then we had two dead bodies

so then we were in uncle jesse's room in my house which doesnt exist i dont even have an uncle jesse but it was uncle jesse from full house so

then he freaked out like "omg wtf"

Semi long dream

tldr/spoiler: Fighting a rebel force, we knew we were going to die.

I had a dream a bunch of dreams last night.

At first, I was given a radar-like map and a job to do. Get rid of the snakes. There were four houses, all facing a different direction- North, South, East, and West. Their backyards had a perfect square gap between them- a land that no one owned. This land was flooded, and about as big as their respective, suburban backyards. The difference was that it was flooded and muddy. The ground level was below that of the yards, and the mudwater just barely reached the grasses. The only indicator of the mysterious marsh behind the yards, was a puddle of muddy water in the corner of each yard itself.

I was given the task to eliminated snakes in the South-house's yard and the North-house's yard. There were three snakes in each yard I needed to get rid of, and I would definitely make an attempt. The thing was, how did I expect to do anything without bringing a weapon of any sort?

So, as soon as I got to the snakes I kindof ran into the marsh. There was a boat, so I hopped in. There were alligators too, though, swimming through the muddy water, and waiting for me to give up. I used a oar to paddle to the other side, where the North-house was. Three snakes also so I turned back.

-Friendly dream transition-

I swear there was a part where I got into like a tLoZ dungeon, but I dont remember it clearly.

-Friendly dream transition-

I had a dream that my sister and I went to publix to get groceries for my mother. We split up. I went to go get a fountain drink for my mother, but I couldn't remember if she liked coke, diet coke, or half-diet half-coke.

My brother and I were wandering through our neighborhood looking for Wario. He swore that he knew where Wario lived- a fancy house up the street with the lights off. He said that he had broken a window before with a Wario plushie, and Wario had come out to greet him. We set off several houses down to the proclaimed house in the dark of night, with no Wario plushie on us. At first, it seemed like no one was home. My brother grabbed an axe and swung it, destroying the same window he had before. Cheap ass glass.

I turned, peeking at a different angle into the house, without considering my manners, and saw a light on in the kitchen, and a figure moving about. It paced, almost angrily, to the front door and opened it. It was my English teacher.

She had no regard for the broken window, instead she asked how a five-foot-tall kid swung that heavy axe. I mean really, he's a stick.

Then her eyes widened "How did you find me?" I tried to tell her that I lived down the road and that we were looking for W-