[/rubs tight, beautiful, sexy young man ass against crotch and bending down.] oh, oops, i dropped a quarter.
That earned the young man a smack upside the head once he pulled away. “I think this warrants a ‘what the ever loving fuck are you doing’.”
Ruby rubbed the spot Archie hit and he shot him a weak glare. “Obviously, I’m flirting,” he grumbled. “That’s how kids flirt now, you ugly man, you.”
Ruby, don’t flirt with the trash. He’ll make you dress up like a mermaid, or give you an STD.
You'd like to think that wouldn't you. But kids aren't my thing, I certainly don't have the track record for stealing them away.









