So beautiful!

Excuse you!  There’s absolutely nothing wrong with how I dress!  You think what you’re wearing is any better?

[Ughhh.  She doesn’t have a good feeling about this, but he decides to follow along anyways.]

Excuse you!  There’s absolutely nothing wrong with how I dress!  You think what you’re wearing is any better?

..lady like?  WHAT?  There’s nothing wrong with how I dr-

Yeah! Normal girls (or boys even) wear clothes made out of leafs, for Arceus’ sake. You even have dirt on your face now. Ugh, we have so much to do. 

WHA-.

Now come on and follow me, Sapphire. I'm going to make you a nice dress and you're going to wear it if you like it or not. You're also going to take a shower and smell proper too.

[/rubs tight, beautiful, sexy young man ass against crotch and bending down.] oh, oops, i dropped a quarter.

Wow, someone’s been stalking you from there. Where did you even send it? The gym? I don’t think other people go through the mail dad gets there…

Dad is kind of scary when it comes to love. Like, you should see him around mom sometimes and then around Christmas. [/Visibly shudders because the very thought of his dad being anything but ANGRY bothers him so much.] 

..lady like?  WHAT?  There’s nothing wrong with how I dr-

Yeah! Normal girls (or boys even) wear clothes made out of leafs, for Arceus' sake. You even have dirt on your face now. Ugh, we have so much to do. 

I don’t… really celebrate a lot of christmasy things? 

At least I’m not a prissy like you.  

There's nothing wrong with being prissy. Besides, that's such a rude way of putting it. So what? I don't like the outdoors or dirt. 

Excuse you?

Your girlfriend's here. Go get her, tiger! ;)

Friday night at five will work better. I'll have her home by 9 and in bed by 6. 

[/rubs tight, beautiful, sexy young man ass against crotch and bending down.] oh, oops, i dropped a quarter.

Oh, well, I don’t even live in Petalburg, so you’d be going to my dad or something. Eew, my dad doesn’t want you. If found, return to Littleroot, though. 

Wow, someone's been stalking you from there. Where did you even send it? The gym? I don't think other people go through the mail dad gets there...

Your girlfriend's here. Go get her, tiger! ;)

[/rubs tight, beautiful, sexy young man ass against crotch and bending down.] oh, oops, i dropped a quarter.

Haha, I’d wear it every day, especially during televised interviews and high publicity events. Because everyone should know who I belong to ;)

Oh ho ho! That’s amazing, yes. They would pretty much question it always and you would be so ridiculously blunt about it. 

Mhm, maybe I should wear a tag on me that say, “If found, please return to Ruby, Top Pokemon Coordinator, Petalburg City.”

Oh, well, I don't even live in Petalburg, so you'd be going to my dad or something. Eew, my dad doesn't want you. If found, return to Littleroot, though.