The House Where Nobody Lives

"this is unbecoming of me" is genuinely a useful thing to have in your mental toolbox

*sniff sniff sniff* ah, i see. you are not an ant.

the mexican football team has a 17 yrs old player and one of the funniest outcomes of this is that he cannot appear in any ad for gambling or drinking so he only appears in candy and milk advertisements. his first world cup and he's not even legally allowed to drive. his nickname is "morita" (little berry). he's three apples tall.

happy decade to the horrible beast i have wrought

printers behave like that because the medieval monks they put out of work are haunting them

*forgets that you kissed my forehead*

i need to get off tumblr i’m at the aquarium admiring the fish and my brain goes “posts that make you want to get in the water” what are you talking about. these are live fish in the room with you. what post.