A self-insert blog dedicated to the Hades video game. My requests are OPEN As of right now, I do not have an FAQ or a Rules page. I have a Jujutsu Kaisen RI Blog, too, if anyone is interested in checking it out!!
Ok it has been months, I'm getting really worried.
It was really heartwarming to come back to see a bunch of messages from my readers, saying that they hope Iām doing well, and that itās been a while and theyāre worried. I hope it hasnāt been too much stress for you all.
Iām doing much better! Iāve gotten on track in terms of my insurance and medicationsā and finally found stability between work and school (now that Iām attending school!!) and Iāll be coming in here every now and then to write and post!!
My goal would be to write at least a bit a day to get one to two posts a week done, and then work more onto my plate.
I thank you all who have stayed by this blog, and have given me your support. It really matters, and Iām thankful for each and every one of you.
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Why have you been inactive ? Do you have a problem ? Are you stressed?
I wanted to take the time to thank you, Anon, for coming here and checking in on me. Iām so, so sorry Iāve been inactive without so much as an update, and I feel terrible about that.
As of right now Iām taking my writing a bit slower, since Iām still searching for a new psychiatrist and things to help me in my life. On top of that, a few days ago my brotherās dog bit my cat, and Iāve been tending to him. Heās been recovering well, but he still hides when he sees the dog, so Iāve been sitting with him and feeding him.
I hope to be able to get more things going as I find my medication and focus once more!! Thank you again so much for checking on me, it means so much to me. I hope all is going well with you, Anon, and all my followers.
Thank you!
-- Ryan
When u post any mention of the omegaverse, could you tag it please? Just the thought of it makes me ill
Of course! Iāll use a general tagĀ āOmegaverseā at mention/requests of omegaverse. Iām sorry for any discomfort I might have given you, hon. Iāll go back and tag posts of the mention as well so they could file into your blacklist.
Iām sorry again, and thank you for your patienceā”
-- Ryan
Iām also working on a bunch of other projects! However, I have my younger brother home from college, and a lot of my time has been devoted to him. I promise, Iāll be back soon! Thank you so much for being patient with me!!ā”
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omegaverse au! which gods/characters are alphas, omegas, or betas?
I knew I could count on you to enable me, boo. I gotchyaā”
Also, I suffered making this because I was crying the whole time likeĀ āCANT THEY ALL BE ALPHAS AND OMEGAS???ā
-- Ryan
Okay, so this was difficult. I was on the fence for A LOT of them (and as you can see, I still am).
But my GODS do I want an Alpha Hermes, mmph. Also, I took a very unpopular opinion there in thinking Theseus could pass as either a Beta or an Omega. But honestly, these arenāt concrete -- for example, Iāll definitely write content for an Alpha Zag, or an Omega Meg if someone wanted. This isnāt permanent, but itās how I feel they would scale based on their personalities.
just wondering if u have any requests you plan on answering involving dionysus? i love him so much
I can tell you this, I sure donāt have enough of him, so if you were thinking of dropping a request or two for Dionysusšš
I am working on a TON of other requests at once, though, so this might be the reason for my slow posts... But I want everyone to know, no matter how long it takes, I intend to get your requests answered!!ā”
-- Ryan
Happy New Years, hon!! Iām ALSO EST gang!! I hope everyone has a wonderful start to the new year! I wish you all a safe, healthy, happy, and fulfilling New Yearā” From me, and all these lovely gods and goddesses I write for (though I donāt speak on behalf of Supergiants Games).
ā Ryan
P.S. I will be posting content tomorrow, I promiseā”
Hope you are doing well this Christmas! And happy holidays!
If you wouldn't mind, could we get some relationship headcanons for Ares, Hermes, and Dionysus? They can be with a gender neutral reader so all can enjoy.
Happy belated Holidays! Thank you so much for your good wishes, dear Anonā”
Of course you can have relationship headcanons. Honestly, Iāve been thirsting for content on the Olympian gods (and I have a number of requests for them that Iām working on in drafts, so thereās more to look out for~), ESPECIALLY these three, omg. So thank you for this gift, loveā”
-- Ryan, an actual simp
Ares:
ā§ Three words: haughty, territorial, refined.Ā
ā§ Look, heās kind of boastful.Ā Any chance he gets to flex in front of you, heād take it. Like a wolf to a bleeding steak.
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā ā§ Has a very casual and subtle way of displaying his vanity, but thereās just something in how he woos you, and how you fawn that has him constantly just boasting about himself (or his wars).
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā ā§ Ares is also not above bragging about you to his family, knowing that youāve chosen the superior Olympian (in his words). These are definitely fighting words, and he knows it.
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā ā§ He welcomes the opportunity to start a war for you and in your name.
ā§ Also him being seemingly emotionally detached, but youāre the only one that can read and understand his subtleties and nuances of speech or body language.
ā§ There are certain things that his war-crazed, violence-driven mind makes him very much d e n s e in terms of a relationship, but itās fun to watch things click and sink in.Ā
Ā Ā Ā ā§ He doesnāt traditionally fluster like most people do, heās too refined for that.
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā ā§ Though sometimes you might get a moment where in front of you, and only in front of you, does he allow all inhibitions to fall -- and you might see him blush or stutter a little.
ā§ Always, always, always gives you compliments by comparing whatever it is to war, blood, and death and guts. Yet, he somehow makes them sound romantic and flattering.
ā§ High end dates. Ares is very much a refined, noble presence, and I donāt see him treating you any less than the treatment heād expect for himself.Ā
Ā Ā Ā ā§ Expect to be pampered, dare I say even spoiled, by Ares
Hermes:
ā§ Soft. Cute. Cuddly. F l u f f y.
Ā Ā Ā ā§ Letās face it, heās adorable and s o f t, and I daresay even a little bit playful and mischievous.
ā§ For someone so fluid and fast paced, he kinda stutters a bit in a relationship.
Ā Ā Ā ā§ One of my favorite mental images is catching his attention and causing him to come to a full fledged stopĀ (that has even Zagreus amazed at such a feat).
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā ā§ No, seriously, though, itās so new and such a change of pace from what heās used to, heād have all these sorts of hiccups and stutters in both actions and speech when heās with you.
ā§ He acts pretty cocky, but not without discretion.
Ā Ā Ā ā§ Heās rather confident in himself, but it doesnāt pass the line of vanity, not like Ares would, or even Dionysus to an extent. This sort of confidence gives him the bravery he needs in your relationship.
ā§ Putting his speed to good use, he would make the most time he could to come see you.
ā§ Hermes is quite the adventurous type, and outdoor activities would be best suited for dates with him.
Ā Ā Ā ā§ Expect cute park dates, or hiking trips, or camping, or stargazing...
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā ā§ Holding hands, cuddling up to each other, enjoying the symphony of natureās sounds -- rustling leaves, insects chirping, and the fire crackling as you both enjoy a romantic evening together.
Dionysus:
ā§ Carefree, entertaining, languid, yet passionate. And on the other hand; partaking in lavish, indulgent, extraordinary parties.Ā
Ā Ā Ā ā§ Of course, Dionysus would have feasts thrown for you, in your name or in his love for you. Partaking in parties in general, but being the general focus of the party due namely to Dionysus himself.
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā ā§ And these parties scale a spectrum from sophisticated and formal, to wine and dining, to casual gatherings and feasts.
ā§ Heās an extremely understanding partner, and I feel deep in my core would have oodles of patience.
Ā Ā Ā ā§ Heād always have the time to lend an ear to your troubles, and would be a really big comfort and even help you diffuse any kind of tension drama (or absolutely encourage it, who am I kidding). But heās got ways to help loosen that tension (winks in wine but also w i n k).
ā§ Heās soft AND h0rny all in one (if not evidenced by the above statement), but I think thatās because he loves with his heart, mind, and body all at once.
Ā Ā Ā ā§ Heās always a flirt, especially after youāre both official. That will never stop, ever. But whether itās smooth or not could be arguable.
ā§ But having Dionysus as a partner would be genuinely rewarding.
Ā Ā Ā ā§ Between the two of you, youād never experience a boring day. As high-spirited as he is, heād find some way to turn monotonous daily routines into a game, or something for amusement.
ā§ Though I donāt doubt he shares his (half-)brotherās playfulness and love of adventure, Dionysus is very laid-back in comparison to Hermesās fast-paced nature, and would take his time with you.
Ā Ā Ā ā§ Days and nights equally spent with Dionysus would be slow-paced and deliberate. It doesnāt matter how long the activity takes to do, or if thereās not even an activity to do, and heās just spending time with you.
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā ā§ Leisurely strolls, party dates, or theater dates are your go-tos outside of your residence. But Dionysus would notĀ be opposed to staying in, having you lean on him -- curled against him, chatting -- with a glass of wine in your hands and a nice fire going. Sharing real, tender moments with you.
ā§ Expect a respectable flirt, with a real romantic approach to dates. Someone who would turn anything into a fun timeā”
Legit riding a high from your fabulous writing š„ŗ
Aw, this was buried so I didnāt even see this!! But thank you so much for your kind words, I hope itās truly as good as you make it soundā”
I promise to write more for you all to enjoyā”
Something to look out for: I have two fic-ish pieces Iām writing right now -- one NSFW and one SFW slow burn -- on top of completing a list of other headcanon requests, so theyāve been taking up a lot of my time, and Iām so sorry I havenāt posted in a bit there (ć·_ _)ć· Thank you all for being so patient with me! I appreciate all the time and understanding youāve all given meā”
-- Ryan
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your writing gives me so much serotonin .... im sobbing it's so good!!!
Aww, Iām so glad you like my writing, sweet Anonā” It makes me happy to hear that I can dump all my writing and creativity here, and know that the people who come by and see it enjoy it so much.
Thank you so much, hon, and I hope to impress you with more of my works in the futureā”
-- Ryan
i swear i love hypnos so much hES ADORABLE AAA so i have a request for him!! im curious, what do you think his love languages are?
YES PLEASE, COME JOIN THE FOLD. I ADORE HYPNOS AND I NEED M O R E OF HIM AAA
Thank you for requesting this, I really love sitting here and daydreaming about everyoneās love languages ahahah(ā”Ā“ā`ā”)*ā§ ā° ļ½”*
And I hope you all had a wonderful holiday!! Iām so sorry, I was so busy these past few days, and with the new year coming up, Iām sure Iāve got my work cut out for me. Thank goodness one of my resolutions would be to write a post a day!!
-- Ryan
ā§ He would absolutely beĀ writing cute little notes for you and leaving them where he could for you to find
Ā Ā Ā ā§ Youād wake up with little notes beside the pillow where you sleep, or on the mirror where you get ready, and all of them are usually declarations and reminders of love. Others are inspirational and adorable in general.
ā§ Hypnos namely has three kinds of overall love languages; quality time, physical touch, and words of affirmation.
ā§ Quality Timeā¢
Ā Ā Ā ā§ Doesnāt matter what it is. If itās something as simple as him napping with you, or something as complex as cleaning or cooking or planning activities together
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā ā§ Hypnos is fueled by, and constantly reminded of, this display of your desire to be with him. That youāve chosen to be with him over doing anything else that you could do on your own -- or better yet, youāve thought to include him in those things that you could be doing alone.
Ā Ā Ā ā§ Itās more meaningful and memorable to him to have you by his side doing trivial things. It helps him to understand you a little more, watching you, and being with you.
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā ā§ Heās an inherently curious person, and no doubt would love to learn more about you, and what better way to do that than spend time with you, learning about what you like, what youāre passionate about, what you dislike.
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā ā§ Heās noticeably different here, too -- heās quieter when heās with you, listening to you, not really interrupting you, and giving you his undivided attention.
ā§ Physical Touch
Ā Ā Ā ā§ I canāt say this one loud enough. Any and all attention this boy gets, he will drink it up. Iād almost argue that heās just as touch starved as Zagreus is...
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā ā§ Running your hands through his hair is his number one melting point. Whether itās while heās drifting off to sleep, or your moving some of his wild curls from his face, the sensation is electrifying to him, and heās practically addicted.
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā ā§ He finds hand holding to be ABSOLUTELY adorable, and heād come up with any excuse on Gaiaās green earth to hold your hand for any period of time.
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā ā§ Heād slouch on you, or pull his cape over the both of you to cuddle a little, whether youāre in public or not. Itās the proximity, the warmth of your touch, the way he finds you so precious that heās compelled to hold you close, as if to bring you as close to his heart as he could to feel you.Ā
ā§ Words of Affirmation, Words of Affirmation, Words o--
Ā Ā Ā ā§ He would visibly m e l t at being told he did a great job, can you imagine? Watch all the bones in his body turn to jelly and the little hearts rise up from his being as he savors those words.
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā ā§ Constantly being toldĀ āI love yousā andĀ āyou mean the world to meā just sends him soaring.
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā ā§ Itās the combination of the words heās always longed to hear, and the fact theyāre coming from the person that means the most to him. He finds it easier to believe them, and they energize him. Itās incentive to do harder, to get more praise.
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā ā§ Compliments are easy for him to dish out, but if heās the one taking it, he flusters and stutters, and itās quite the sight.
Could i request hypnos meeting the human heās been drawn to? From that one imagine you wroteā if you want to continue it!! You donāt have to!! Thanks! <3
AWW, Iām so glad you liked that! I thought it was a really cute idea, so Iām so glad youāve given me the opportunity to elaborate on itā”
I hope you enjoy this, Anon!
-- Hypnos Simp Ryan
Note: I accidentally almost wrote an entire fic for this, so I just took the key points of the meeting, and put them inĀ āāheadcanonāā form. Seriously, this is only a quarter of the size it was before if you leave me alone with a prompt long enough, sometimes it becomes a tiny fic--
ā§ Oh, heās an absolute nervous wreck from the moment he saw your name appear on the census
Ā Ā Ā ā§ He frantically straightens himself out, not enough to alert Hades of something suspicious, but enough to collect Achillesā attention from where he stood guard.
ā§ Seeing you pull yourself from the Pool of Styx, he watches on as you pause a moment to really take in your surrounding. The House of Hades was truly grand, and he wasnāt surprised if itās not at all what youād imagined.
Ā Ā Ā ā§ But the wide range of emotions you show, from confusion, to surprise, to realization, to awe, to admiration, it drives home to him that youāre real, and that youāre really here, and that youāre so human to him.Ā
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā ā§ Your eyes stop on Hypnos, and he swallows thickly, acutely aware of your gaze on him, especially since he canāt tell what youāre thinking.
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā ā§ You finally make your way up to him, and he tenses -- a reflex that surprised even him, but every time he dreamed of you it was your life, your past. Heād never dreamed this current moment, and he didnāt really know what to do.Ā He felt underprepared for what felt like was the most important moment of his life, and he didnāt even know why.
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā ā§ His eyes go a bit wide, his breath hitches on an inhale as he takes in the sight of you. His previously pursed lips twitch before breaking into a wide smile, and he greets you with his airy, friendly,Ā āWelcome to the House of Hades!ā
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā ā§ You smile back, just as radiantly, and heās blinded for a moment, as if heād just basked in the actual sun itself.
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā ā§ Cue him trying to play it suave, and absolutely failing at it.
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā ā§Ā āOh, l-let me get you all signed in.ā He says, fussing with his parchment and his quill as he pretends he hadnāt known your name, and directs you to where you need be in the house.
Ā Ā Ā ā§ Achilles watched with pure amusement upon the scene before him.
ā§ And from that day on, Hypnos gets to see you every day, and doesnāt get any better. He remains a stuttery mess, yet still, he hasnāt told you that he knows who you are.
ā§ He thought he was drawn to you before heād met you; but after he met you -- after your voice, your eyes, your small quirks, your laughter -- He couldnāt imagine there was ever a time of being without you.
Still stalking your content and thought I would let you know that the read more is working just fine on that lovely post. (Cā£C)
Aah, thank you for coming back and letting me know, Sweet Anon. I hope you have a great time stalking my content!Ā
I hope to have another few things posted again tonight!ā” So look forward to that, honā”
-- Ryan
For the NSFW content, I always just see other writers hiding it under a 'read more' with warnings. That and tagging as nsfw seems the best options for keeping those that don't want to/don't need to see it safe. Keep up the good work, Ryan! Now I go back to stalking your content. (Cā£C)
Aah, thank you so much for your input, Sweet Anon! Thatās honestly what Iād gathered and planned on doing, but I think my Desktop Theme for my blog actually ignores Read Mores. Iāve thrown a label on it, with a note (as I will with future NSFW posts), But I thought Iād give the disclaimer out there in general, because I did notice there are a few who recently followed that were under 18, and I wanna make sure everyone here is safe.
Thank you from coming forward from your lurking to share this helpful information, and I hope you enjoy stalking my contentā”
-- Ryan
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I'd love to hear any and all delightful Zagreus nsfw headcanons you might have ā„
Oh, babe, I have plenty, but why donāt I just give you a little taste for now? *wink wink*
Have some general Zagreus NSFW headcanonsā”
-- Ryan
Note: this is my first NSFW post, and Iām aware that I canāt control who reads them, but Iāll be doing my best to keep my NSFW posts under the cut. Iām pretty sure my Desktop Theme arrangement ignores Read Mores entirely, so Iāll put a big, fat label on each of my NSFW posts in case you need help avoiding NSFW. Thank you so much for your patience, and I wish you happy and safe scrolling through my blogā”
ā ļøNSFW AHEAD ā ļø
ā§ Absolutely a large service top
   ⧠I have an Unpopular Opinion⢠that Zagreus is dom by default unless his partner otherwise makes it known that no, he is in fact the bottom in the relationship
ā§ f o r e p l a y
ā§ Foreplay up the wazoo. Almost literally. Zagreus would take his time with his partner, and arguably derives the most pleasure from this part of intimacy.
Ā Ā Ā ā§ The biting, the marking, the touching, the build up -- all of it.
ā§ Which seamlessly takes me to my next point; teasing.
ā§ His favorite part would be feeling his partner, in every sense of that word. Your body against his, the way his hands feel over your skin, or the fact he canāt seem to take his lips an inch off you before plunging back down to taste you once more.
ā§ He likes sounds, yes, sounds is a good sign. Moan for him.
Ā Ā Ā ā§ He will absolutely return, if not match, the sounds you make. Heās not the type to hold back moans, nope. Not at all. Heās not afraid to let you know that you make him feel good.
ā§ An experimentalist at heart, though a bit timid.Ā
Ā Ā Ā ā§ He might need the proper nudge or education in whatever field youāre about to take a trip through, but he loves you, and would try just about anything with you.
ā§ Marks.Ā
Ā Ā Ā ā§ There will be evidence, on both of you, that things transpired in the Princeās bedchambers
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā ā§ That is, if all those noises hadnāt given you both away already.
I would like to give a quick disclaimer:
The next post Iām about to deliver is NSFW content. Iām aware that perhaps some of you might be uncomfortable with NSFW content, or you are not yet of the demographic for which that content is for, and so I would like to give you the warning in advanced.
If you need to blacklist it, Iāll use the tag āNSFWā, so you can prepare your blacklists.Ā
For posts that might contain both SFW and NSFW content, Iāll use the tag āNSFW Contentā, keeping the SFW content viewable to you with a Read More and a warning for when the NSFW content begins, if thatās an option youād like to leave open.Ā
In general, I would prefer if those of you who are under 18 would kindly refrain from interacting with those posts. I thank you all in advanced.
Iām open to suggestions, if thereās a better way to handle posting/avoiding content that might make others uncomfortable/trigger them, but I thought this was the best method of approach.
Thank you all for your support and kind messages of encouragement these past wonderful 20 days, and I hope for many more in the future! Iāll continue to work and create more content for you all to enjoy!
ā Ryan