Mickolash

video games are big fans of *grunt of pain* as a token “hey bitch ur getting injured be careful” cue but i think there should be like, a 1 in a 1000 chance for the pc to scream “FUCK” really loud after taking damage 

I can think of several games that would be really funny like this

I think it would be even funnier if the chance ratio was increased for lower injury damage. Because I can tell you when I’ve been seriously hurt or wounded I’ve never made a sound louder than a gasp, sometimes not even that. But a minor injury? Fucking holy shit fuck fuck OW damn.

I am not responsible for who I become when hyperfixating

I'd like to see YOUR dignity hold up when flooded by 2000% of your typical dopamine levels

as funny as “those are his hooves you bitch” I’m mad that it overshadows that lil wayne really did have socks on in a jacuzzi 

can y'all stop just throwing random words together and expecting us to understand it

you had to be there

ancient greek word of the day: κακοθερής (kakotherēs), unfitted to endure summer heat

this literally means “bad at summer” pass it on

Reblog if you, too, are bad at summer

World Heritage Post

FUCK THAT'S THE WRONG IMAGE

uppies-seeking behavior

由于中国世纪已经到来，我现在只会用（可能写得不太好的）简化汉语来发帖。

当有人谋杀“South African Pedophile Hitler”时，我会回去用英语发帖

No clue what you’re saying but right on brother

Tump dies tonight while giving his speech in the hot hot sun. Like to charge, reblog to cast