yo

I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh

reblog for next thursday to be the best day of your life

not risking it

I like how this post didn’t threaten me or my mother if I did not reblog…very wholesome. Have a great Thursday

I have a test. Not risking it

I’d like to put a reminder in this post that all you’re risking is a normal Thursday, and reblogging only gives you internal positive vibes. It’s a bit unsettling that any post that jokingly gives good luck is always interpreted as having an implicit threat. Your Thursday’s gonna be great. <3

alright so who wants to fall in love with me

this is unbelievable I have to do everything myself

i’m partially glad i’m not rich. if i had an infinite surplus of money i’d have certainly eaten myself to death on white chocolate reese’s cups by age 14 

so dying a warrior’s death means nothing to you?

HE HAS BEEN LOCATED

I was not gonna reblog this without Captain Holt lmao

why is andy samberg’s hair more beautiful and flowing than mine