(choose the worst ending) The most fucked up vampire lover is the one who...
Held your fiancé hostage, murdered your bestie/a really cool cowboy, cursed you.
Gaslight gatekeep girlbossed into your home, flirted with you, murdered.
Broke into your house, tampered with your car, abandoned you, knocked you up.
Stalked you, killed his brother, urinated on a door, fucked you, killed himself.
Babytrapped you, is a toxic bf/brat, starts a rock band, tried to kill you.
Runs a motorcycle gang, babytrapped someone, sort of tried to kill you, is cool.
Is a king, killed his sister, keeps you in a tower/magically drugged.
Was your wife that you resurrected, ate a bunch of kids (including your own).
Is a count, creepy looking, tried to kill your husband, you both die.
Kills her husband because rock music, kidnaps you, is a queen + evil.