They totally said that

[After Peter goes against Tony's orders in a mission] Steve: Tony stop being so mad at Peter! You know he would throw himself in front of a car for you Tony: He would throw himself in front of a car for fun

Sam: Why is Peter duct-taped to the ceiling? Bucky: Consequences. Peter: It was a joke! Bucky: So is your judgment.

Peter: Sometimes I think about how weird it is that your heart runs on a mini reactor. Tony: Hmm Tony: Sometimes I think about how weird it is that you run on fruit snacks and guilt.

Some girl: Are you single? Peter : Nah Peter : I'm album

Tony : Kid did you eat all the powdered sugar donuts? Peter: *mouth full of donuts* Um. No? Tony : Then what's all that on your pants Peter: Peter: That's cocaine

Tony : Where are you? Peter: My limit. I'm at my limit. Tony : Peter: Tony : I meant your location

Peter: If Harley and I were drowning who would you save? Tony : You two can't swim? Peter: It's a hypothetical question, Mr. Stark! Who would you save? Tony : *scoffing* My time and effort