Undernom

How deep does the hole go?

(Whoops this one got long)

(Tried to keep it a little shorter this time, dunno how much shorter it actually was, whoops)

Writer: Air shot between the toes, it’ll look like a heart attack.

Serial killer: anywhere from 2 to 30 minutes

Now fast forward a bit and the author has managed to get their first book published, with loving support from the serial killer who helped them fine tune all the murder scenes, and it’s a big hit. Enough so that a detective with the local police department has noticed some disturbing similarities to several active cases, including details that were never released to the press. Obviously he brings this up to his superior and convinces him that there’s something to the theory, but it’s all circumstantial right now. He stakes out the author’s home and is super convinced that the author is the murderer, but they don’t seem to do anything??? Like they literally are at the house all day, that’s it. Most they do is leave for groceries.

“You need to stop seeing them. I think they are a serial killer.”

you punch nazis!

No one could quite believe what they were looking at.  From Steven to Garnet to Yellow Diamond, everyone in the room simply stated at the dome of white flesh completely blocking off their field of vision.  

“Did she just…” Yellow Diamond managed to say.  Her arms hung limply from her sides, and her legs nearly buckled under her. 

“Dude…” was all Amethyst could offer.

Of course, the dome of twitching, jerking flesh in front of them was Pearl’s immense stomach, stretched tightly over white diamond’s helpless form.

Pearl herself was resting atop the truly gigantic gut, arms and legs splayed at her sides, while she panted heavily.  Devouring white diamond had been a Herculean task, and now that it was finally over, she was barely able to move.

Blue diamond reached out hesitantly, as if to confirm what was in front of her was actually real.  She placed her palm against the pale flesh, feeling Where’s body jerk under her touch.  Startled, she yanked her hand back.  “How…”

“If you could please -UUUUUUUURRRRRRP!- refrain from touching it,“  Pearl mumble groggily, belching loudly enough to shake the entire room.  "That would be wonderful…”