Yeah

Sometimes you need to take a break from everyone and spend time alone, to experience, appreciate and love yourself.

What in the fuck

Reblogging because whoa.

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When he skied over a fucking pond, I was done.

My dad works at Home Depot and this one customer came in trying to return a lawnmower that wouldn’t start. Another employee asked the customer if he had put any gas in it and the customer was outraged, yelling that they should have told him it needed gas (it was in the manual) and the employee told him “Well it doesn’t run on hopes and dreams, sir.” That pissed the guy off more so he called the manager all “Can you believe this guy!? He told me it doesn’t run on hopes and dreams!” and the manager just said “Well, it doesn’t.”

online friendships are a delicate mix of “i know all your deepest secrets” and “wait you’re not left-handed”

It should be socially acceptable to let people know they smell bad.