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Thank you all for your support and reception to my fanfics, itâs truly meant a lot, but Iâm no longer comfortable in this community. Iâve been mad at it for a long time but stayed til now so I could finish old requests.
I donât know if Iâll keep this blog up. Might delete it later tbh, weâll see.
âŹď¸Check out these posts btw, thatâs an order. /srs
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Iâve lost interest in writing tickle-focused fics, and Iâm also angry with this âcommunityâ for not caring enough about safety. Predatory users (cough vqler cough) get to walk free all because their yaoi is good and bigger accounts defend this bitch ass or ignore it bc âI dont wanna get involved with drama,â which is genuinely so messed up and dangerous, especially for minors since theyâre targets.
A bigger blog known as feathergail once called him out and proceeded to get doxxed as a result, so yeah fuck yall for letting vq come back and stick around. Iâve had to block some of my favorite blogs because theyâre actively friends with him TO THIS DAY, even though screenshots exist of him admitting to sending sexual messages to minors.
Iâm deeply disappointed in this community. It hurts to see so many people blindly follow that creep and ignore any and all callouts against him, all because he draws good yaoi and âerm well the age of consent in Russia,â. Yâall should actually be ashamed omg
the original post is here made by tumblr user practickles
They get their own separate post cus they havenât rlly âbattledâ in any of my fics, I just felt like pairing them up for funsies. This one sadly lacks Wriothesley and Zhongli bc idk what to do with them :,)
decided to do this silly tickle chart six freaking times lol
the original post is here made by tumblr user practickles
headcanon yappings with Itto, Ayato, Gorou, Thoma, and Sara below the cut. Sadly didnât write any with Kaveh or Alhaitham (i don wanna đ)
So first and foremost, weâll start with the vs Itto dynamics. My boy has encountered all of them in my fanfics
Ayato
(Lee)
If anyone else was to tickle him, they wouldnât get much of a reaction. But he lets himself laugh when Itto tickles him
He thinks itâs nice to let loose and let his worries melt away at the hands of Itto. It helps him relax as long as itâs gentle and playful
His laughter is full of joy and heâs really ticklish on his waist and lower back
Other spots make him chuckle or giggle beautifully
He doesnât like to be tickled for long and will be very upset if his âstopâ isnât heard
Itto sometimes blows raspberries on him, which isnât super effective but it does result in amused giggles
Itto is gentle with him most of the time, but also loves to make him laugh his head off by tickling his weak spots. Scribbling and squeezing work the best, and Itto always showers him with compliments:
âYour laugh is so⌠nice, yâknow? You sound so happy!â
âHehe! Youâre very pretty~â
âAww, your giggles are adorable!â
âYour laughter is like music to my earsâŚâ
âKitchy kitchy coo~ haha!â
(Ler)
Heâs the biggest tease to ever exist, stopping at nothing to make Itto blush like a tomato
Bullies the shit outta him like ???
ÂŤEHEHEHAHAHA!! IT TICKLES!!Âť âAww, I know, darling.. I know.â
âOh dear, is this a bad spot~?â
âMy, my, you sure are fiesty, hehe~â
âTickle tickle tickle~â
Heâs a gentle but merciless tickler (unless youâre Itto; he will dig into your ribs)
He pays close attention to Ittoâs facial expressions while tickling him silly, to make sure he doesnât overdo it
âSounds like youâre enjoying yourself, hehe~â
âAre you having fun, dear?â
Heâll sometimes tickle Itto to cheer him up. First he asks him to smile. If he canât smile, or if his smile isnât happy enough, Ayato hugs and tickles him to help him ârecoverâ
âAw, thereâs that smile! Youâre so beautiful, honeyâŚâ
Will deliver several kisses, nuzzles, nibbles and raspberries with no shyness whatsoever
He has a really mean method of tickling, where heâll hold one of Ittoâs horns to keep his head still and tickle his neck, under his chin, his jaw or (especially) his ears
He may also hold both horns in place to kiss all over his face and nibbling his jaw
It doesnât last very long usually, since Itto prefers to move freely while getting tickled. Otherwise heâll get really upset
Gorou
(Lee)
He is extremely ticklish and squirms like crazy to escape
The only one he trusts to tickle him is Itto, because he knows he wonât kill him, yâknow?
Since heâs such a cutie patootie, his most ticklish area is his tummy
He both loves and hates being tickled at the same time
Though he does sometimes want Itto to tickle him. The most common thing he does to communicate this is to lie down face-up across his lap and stare into his soul
His laughter gets louder and higher in pitch the worse it tickles, also squealing and kicking a lot
Itto loves to tickle and tease him:
âAww! Whoâs a good boy? Haha!â
âYouâre so cute!â
âTickle tickle tummy~!â
Itto always keeps an eye on his tail and face to make sure heâs not in distress
Gorou wags his tail like crazy when he gets tickled, especially on his tummy even though it kills him lmao
His face gets red every time Itto teases him and/or tickles him gently
Itto often cuddles him really close before tickling and blowing raspberries on his tum
He gets all of the kisses, nibbles, nuzzles and raspberries!
He canât take it for very long unless itâs soft and playful
Canât win a tickle fight to save his life
Itto is mean sometimes, pinning Gorouâs arms above his head for the sake of bullying. This doesnât last too long though, but it makes him shriek and squeal
(Ler)
Heâs often too shy to tickle Itto, but heâll learn
Heâs also nervous to do so because he knows heâll get revenge
However, Itto sometimes annoys him on purpose to get tickled, provoking him into starting a tickle fight
Gorou likes to mercilessly nuzzle him, to show affection and to tickle him at the same time. Itâs great because Itto barely fights back against it
He can use his tail to tickle too
His tickling is rutheless if heâs annoyed enough, making Itto laugh his head off until he apologizes
Otherwise his tickling is very playful
Thoma
(Lee)
Thoma is very ticklish, heâs a little embarrassed about it
He laughs and giggles a lot when he gets tickled
He runs out of breath pretty quickly though, so tickles donât last very long without breaks
His giggles are simply adorable and his laughter can heal any soul
Itto has the upper hand since heâs got the clawsâ˘ď¸
Ayato sometimes tickles him too, usually starting off gentle before suddenly switching to rougher tickles, making the poor man laugh hysterically
Sometimes he teams up with Ayaka to destroy him, which is a fun game theyâve played since they were younger
One must be gentle to avoid tiring him
(Ler)
Heâs very gentle and kind
âAre you alright?â
âIs this ok?â
âShould I stop?â
âAre you having fun?â
âTickle tickle!â
Wonât tickle for very long unless told otherwise
Doesnât tickle hard unless Itto âisnât laughing enoughâ (he gets more mischievous when Itto is his target)
Will use tickling to cheer him up
Because heâs so gentle, he can tickle someone for ages without exhausting them as much
Thoma is the only one able to convince Itto to raise his arms while tickling him, but Itto would rather die than admit it to anyone
Heâs too nice to dig into Ittoâs armpits without warning, so he just lightly scribbles instead to test his endurance (it still makes him laugh a lot though)
Sara
(Lee)
Oh she HATES being tickled
Sheâll only ever accept soft tickles from Itto
Sheâd kill him if he tried to tickle her more than that (aka tickle him to tears)
He always respects her boundaries and does his best to make sure sheâs comfy and happy
Though there are times where he tries to tickle her more to make her laugh for a few seconds
Itâs a bad idea every single time and always results in revenge tickles
She doesnât mind him being silly like that, even though it gets on her nerves
Sheâs too embarrassed to show her unfiltered laughter
(Ler)
If Itto has made his death wish, aka tickled Sara more than gently, sheâll quickly turn the tables
Sheâs strong enough to wrestle and hold him down
She shows no mercy with her revenge tickles, which often leads to the poor oni howling and flailing with laughter
She likes to tickle him because heâs adorable so like what else is she supposed to do
But also heâs annoying sometimes and tickling the attitude out of him works
She can barely comprehend how he somehow manages to have fun despite being âpunishedâ
Sheâs strong enough to temporarily hold one arm above his head to commit murder (aka tickle his armpit)
She can also use any of her fallen feathers to tickle him with, or straight up use her wings depending on their positions
If theyâre both merely chilling, sheâll sometimes plant ticklish kisses on Ittoâs neck to make him giggle
also tbh idk how to tag kujou sara in this space cus Iâve literally never seen her mentioned here :(( so unfair fr
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If anyone remembers those old "My Ship in 5 Minutes" things that were floating around here years ago, I took inspiration from those and made my own version.
Iâll be taking asks for any Project Sekai, Stardew Valley, or Your Turn to Die (pre/non-death game au) duo here.
Feel free to use them yourself and change whatever you need to fit your blog best!
Have no idea if the gameâs any good, but something funny with it is that thereâs billboards around the map and they sometimes have pride flags on them, and in the setting thereâs a pride flag toggle, but if you set it to off, instead it makes EVERY billboard a pride flag, so kudos to whoever made this for that power move
Me when I despawn and forget to work on the last request I have left for like three years đśâđŤď¸ anyways enjoy
Anyways, sorry for being gone so long, and sorry if this fic isnât as tickly as the others. Iâve lost interest in writing tickle-centered fics so this might be my last one :,) sorry yâall
Also itâs not completely proofread due to that so sorry if there are any inconsistencies.
cw/tw: thereâs a brief moment where Itto is genuinely scared, but he is unharmed because Zhongli notices and withdraws
Word count: â5270 before editing
âPlease let me come with you!â
âNo.â
âPlease?? Pretty please?? I just NEED to meet my savior again!â
âUgh⌠Youâre not gonna give in, are you?â
âNo? Gah, Iâm sorry, Shinobu. I just really miss her, yâknow? I promise I wonât cause any trouble if I come with!â
âReally. Do you swear-?â
âI swear on my life! Pinky promise!â
â⌠fine! You can come, but if I have to bail you out of jail again, Iâll lose my mind!â
âYesss! Haha! Donât you worry, girlie. Iâll be on my best behavior!â
â⌠donât call me girlie.â
âHeh, sorryâŚâ
And thatâs how the conversation went before Arataki Itto set sail to Liyue. Of course, he didnât go alone, since his gang-mate Shinobu was there with him. He had begged her to let him come with because he missed Yanfei and wanted some adventure, and she finally agreed so that heâd shut up. He felt a bit seasick, but survived the whole trip looking out at the water.
Once they got to Liyue Harbor, Itto needed some time to settle himself before going out to explore. Shinobu was a bit hesitant to let him roam free, considering the legal trouble he got into last time, but she knew he took promises very seriously, so she let him go.
He wandered around the city, browsing different stalls and awkwardly apologizing since he had no money on him, petting dogs and cats on his way, and exploring where different stairs would take him. He had to ask a stranger if those wooden stairs were private or not, since he hadnât used them last time he was here. At least not on his own, since he was mostly following Shinobu back then.
After a while, he noticed a calm area with a small stage whereupon a man stood, telling a story to about three people. Itto felt curious and wanted to check it out. He tried being quiet as he made his way to an empty chair next to this real fancy looking guy.
âErm, e-excuse me. Is this seat taken?â He whispered, hoping not to interrupt the story.
âNo, go ahead.â The fancy man whispered back, glancing at him for a moment before looking back at the story teller.
Itto mumbled âthanksâ and sat down, noticing some awkward glances from the other two people. He was used to the attention considering his oni status, so he ignored them and tried to focus on the story instead. Unfortunately, heâd missed a lot of context so he didnât really understand what was going on, but he liked it anyway and applauded when it was done. He noticed he mustâve been louder than the restâŚ
âHaha, thank you, young one. I appreciate the enthusiasm.â said the story teller, looking directly at Itto. He wasnât sure how to reply til the guy switched subject seconds later.
âThe rest of you know the drill. Iâll be here the same time tomorrow. For now, I bid you farewell.â he said with a bow, receiving another round of applause, which were quieter with Itto trying to match the volume of those around him. He felt a little embarrassed.
âH-Heh⌠uh⌠cool story, huh?â he said, hoping to lighten the tension he felt from the other two men to his left.
âIndeed. Itâs a shame you missed the beginning.â The fancy man said, glancing at the other two for a moment before looking at Itto.
âHaha! Yeah, I didnât know this was a thing til now. I donât remember if Iâve ever been up hereâŚâ Itto said, looking around.
âI see. You must not be from around here, then? Where are you from, if you donât mind me asking?â
âUh, Inazuma! Iâm here visiting with a friend of mine! She has this thing going on though, so Iâm alone for now. On my own, I mean.â Itto said, happy to talk.
âInazuma, hm? I did hear they reopened their borders a while agoâŚâ
âYeah, they did. Heh, itâs a shame I got all seasick on my way here though!â
âHaha, indeed. That mustâve been quite a struggle since itâs so far away.â The fancy man had a sense of humor, which felt like such a relief.
âHahaha! Yeahh, but I managed. Didnât even throw up, cus I was on deck looking outside at the water.â Itto said, noticing he mightâve said something inappropriate judging from the other two.
âI see. That is a good strategy.â The fancy man said, giving the other two men a look.
âMhmâŚâ Itto felt a little awkward, looking down at his fidgeting hands. The two other dudes eventually got up and left.
âOh, donât mind them.â The fancy man mustâve noticed how Itto felt.
âHm? Uh, who?â
âAh, nevermind.â
Dang it, now it was awkward for both of them, wasnât it? Itto could basically melt into the floor from the silenceâŚ
âHmm⌠You said you were from Inazuma, correct?â the fancy man said.
âUh, yeah! I did! Iâm a tourist today I guess.â Itto replied.
âMhm? In that case, youâre not an adeptusâŚâ the man mumbled, looking at Ittoâs horns curiously.
âA⌠what now?â
âOh, pardon me. Iâve forgotten the term⌠Forgive my rude question, but um⌠Your horns. Youâre not human, are you?â He seemed a bit embarrassed, failing to formulate his question in a better way.
âA-Ah, heh, no. Iâm an oni!â Itto said with a smile.
âAh, yes. Now, could you tell me which umbrella term youâd fall under? Iâve forgotten the wordâŚâ
âYĹkai?â
âYes, thank you. I was supposed to ask if you were a yĹkai, since adepti are native to Liyue. Pardon my bluntness earlierâŚâ
âAh, itâs fine, man! No biggie. Iâve heard worse, hahaha!â
The two continued chatting for a while until another wave of awkward silence showed up. This time, Itto was the one to break it.
âHey, so, umâŚâ Fantastic start.
âYes?â
âI feel like Iâve met you before. I could be wrong, but⌠You seem so oddly familiar.â Itto said, looking at the man. His mannerisms were similar to Ayatoâs, which wasnât too surprising since he looked so fancy. Even so, Itto felt as if heâd met this guy before⌠or was it just his comparison to Ayato that manufactured familiarity?
âHmm⌠You mentioned youâve been here before, if Iâm not mistaken. Perhaps we bumped into each other back then?â
âMaybe, but I donât remember. I mostly remember being there for Shinobuâs graduation, and meeting Yanfei!â Itto said excitedly.
âYanfei, you say? You know her?â
âYeah! She saved me from a jail sentence cus I got into a fight, hehâŚâ
âI see. I think I heard rumors about thatâŚâ
âYeah, I bet.â
âIâm somewhat glad Chonggyun wasnât there. Heâs an exorcist; you probably wouldâve been in danger.â
âOh for real? Crazy.â Itto chuckled and thought back to the last time he was in Liyue, trying to remember if heâd seen this man beforeâŚ
âAh, I donât believe weâve introduced ourselves. My name is Zhongli. Itâs nice to meet you.â The fancy man said.
âOh, right! Heh, Iâm Arataki Itto! Nice to meet ya to!â Itto said proudly. Zhongli chuckled slightly at his confident tone, and the two chatted more, talking about hobbies and work and what to do in Inazuma and Liyue. After a while, Zhongli realized he had places to be, so they got up. Just as Zhongli was about to leave, Itto spotted something that made him gasp.
âIs-?! Is that a GEO VISION?!â He exclaimed, super excited to find out his new friend had the same Vision as himself. It looked different too. He saw it when briefly admiring the details in Zhongliâs clothing.
âOh, this? Hm, yes. It is.â Zhongli replied with a small smile.
âWhooaa, I have one too! Look!â Itto said, showing off how shiny his Vision was.
âAh, yes. How could I not have noticed?â Zhongli said, lying since he definitely saw it earlier, but forgot to bring it up.
âI dunno, I guess youâre too tall?â Itto joked, coming closer to look at Zhongliâs vision.
âHaha, perhaps so. Though, unfortunately I really donât have time for more chats at the momentâŚâ
âAwh manâŚâ
âPerhaps weâll meet again, hm? Iâd love to talk with you more.â Zhongli said, comforting the oni.
âHeh, yeah! That story dude said heâd be here tomorrow again, right? We could meet up here then!â Itto suggested, excited to have made a new friend.
âIndeed, haha⌠Then letâs meet here again.â
After that, they chatted on their way out before eventually going in different directions, saying their goodbyes. Itto was on his own again, wandering around the city looking for Shinobu. He felt like a lost puppy for a while until he found her, excitedly telling her about his new friend. She was happy for him, and relieved to hear he hadnât caused any trouble. Once they were united, they went to visit Yanfei. Itto was really happy to meet her again, telling her all sorts of fun things while catching up. It was a really nice day.
The next day, Itto had overslept by seveal hours and had to rush to get to the story teller thingy on time. When he finally got there, the dude on stage was in the middle of his story just like last time. Itto felt bad heâd missed the start again, but quietly sat down with Zhongli. He tried to surpress his sleepy yawns throughout, but it was too hard. Heâd cover his mouth every time and try to look attentive, hoping he wouldnât hurt the story tellerâs feelings.
After todayâs story, the man thanked the audience again and announced heâd be there next week instead of tomorrow. Itto hoped he didnât take his yawns personally. Once he and the other two strangers had left, Itto and Zhongli chatted again.
âSorry Iâm late⌠I slept like a log all night. And morning.â Itto said, rubbing his eyes.
âI see. Itâs alright. I had assumed youâd forgotten the time.â Zhongli replied, relieved to see him arrive.
âHaha, yeahâŚâ Itto said, yawning. âOh man, Iâm such a snooze today.â
âI donât blame you. Iâd be tired too if Iâd traveled so far the day before.â
âMhmâŚâ
As they talked, Itto still couldnât shake the feeling heâd known this man for much longer. Was it the Vision? The Ayato-esque personality? Or something else?
âWhatâs on your mind?â Zhongli asked, noticing that somehow.
âI just canât shake this feeling that I know you from somewhere else⌠I just know Iâve met you before, but I canât remember when! O-Other than yesterday.â Itto explained.
âIs that so? Hmm⌠Are you certain?â
âYes?? No?? I donât know! You just feel so strangely familiarâŚâ
âHow curious.â Zhongli tried to remember if theyâd met before, but nothing came up.
âHm⌠maybe itâs got something to do with our visions? Like- Maybe our visions are linked somehow, since theyâre both geo?â
âHaha, perhaps so. I suppose that could be an explanation.â
âUh-huh. Even your outfit matches it! Totally repping the geo element, eh?â
âOh, you noticed? Thank you.â Zhongli was surprised at Ittoâs knack for noticing details so far.
âYa kinda remind me of my bro Ayato. I think heâs still in Inazuma, though, unless he comes here on a âbusiness tripâ while Iâm here.â
âAyato, you say? Kamisato Ayato?â
âYeah! Do you know him?â
âAh, yes, I believe Iâve met him. Heâs quite influential in Inazuma, isnât he?â
âHaha, yeah! He is! Weâre, like, super close, dude. Love that man for real.â Itto said, blushing a little bit thinking about Ayato.
âThatâs wonderful. Love truly is special, hm?â Zhongli said, teasing him a little.
âWhuh- I-I mean, yeah! Heâs-⌠heh⌠heâs a great guy, really.â Itto said shyly, a little embarrassed to accidentally have outed himself. Zhongli chuckled quietly to himself. This oni reminded him of a certain redhead he knew *very* well. Though unlike Itto, Zhongli was able to keep his composure and didnât blush.
âHey, yâknow what? I wanna see your fighting skills!â Itto said confidently.
âOh?â
âYeah! I wanna see what you can do with your geo vision!â
âOh, do you have time for that?â
âI sure do! Heh, Iâll show you mine if you show me yours!â Itto said with a laugh. Zhongli chuckled at his joke, recognizing it from his partnerâŚ
âWell, I just happen to have the day off today. So why not? Letâs get going, shall we?â
âReally?! Aw, yeah! Letâs go!â
Itto continued talking to Zhongli while they walked together, following him wherever they were going. He had no clue where they were headed, but trusted this guy enough to just go along with it. They continued chatting and walking until they reached a more secluded area.
âWhoaâŚâ Itto said and admired the scenery.
âThis area should give us some privacy, so we donât get interrupted.â Zhongli said, summoning his polearm.
âWhoa! Cool weapon! Heh, but itâs not as cool as mine!â Itto said confidently, summoning his claymore.
âHaha, well, beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Though, I will admit your claymore is cool as well.â Zhongli replied with a smile.
âCâmon! Show me what you got! I wanna see what you can do with that thing!â
âOho. Is that a challenge?â
âYou bet it is. Letâs spar! I wanna test your strength!â
âHm, alright. Though I must warn you.â Zhongli readied himself for combat. âDonât understimate me.â
âRight back at ya, bro!â Itto replied, with a readied stance of his own.
âMay the strongest fighter win.â Zhongli said, and Itto didnât have time for a witty comeback before the spar started. They were mostly focused on knocking each other over so they wouldnât get hurt too badly. Itto managed to win the first round by disarming Zhongli, knocking the polearm out of his hands.
âDamn, youâre a really good fighter, yâknow!â Itto said, helping him up.
âHaha, thank you. I suppose you could say Iâve been practicing.â Zhongli replied, moving over to pick up his weapon.
âHaha, I can tell! But youâre no match for my oni strength!â Itto boasted with a confident laugh.
âOh, please. That was just a warm-up.â Zhongli replied, jokingly rolling his eyes.
âOh yeah? You want a rematch, bro? Come at me!â
And so round two began, with Zhongliâs moves being more calculated this time around. Itto tried to up his game as well, but found himself outsped and unable to defend properly. He was eventually disarmed, but didnât surrender and tried to take away Zhongliâs weapon. After a brief tussle, Zhongli managed to wrestle him down, tossing the weapon aside in the process, pinning Itto face-down to the ground.
âOof..! H-How did you-âŚ?â Bro was flabbergasted. How could such a chill looking guy be stronger than he was?? Unacceptable!
âAh, looks like I win.â
âNo way, man! Iâm not giving up til I say I give up! I still got more fight in me!!â
âReally? Then try to break free.â
âOh I wonât just try! Iâll succeed!â Itto squirmed and struggled, trying to free himself from Zhongliâs grip, or throw him off somehow, but he couldnât.
âHngh⌠h-how are you so strong?! Thatâs not fair! Iâm an oni! Iâm not supposed to be held down by some human!â
âHahaha, didnât I tell you not to underestimate me? Tsk tsk.â
âUgh! Let me go!â
âDo you yield?â
âNever! This is cheating!â
âNo, I donât think it isâŚâ
Itto tried to use more of his strength, but no matter how hard he strained, he couldnât break free. Best he could do was crawl a little bit before losing balance due to Zhongliâs strategy.
âHuff⌠youâre too strong. What are you, like, the archon or somethinâ?â Itto asked, out of breath.
âHuh- wh-⌠pardon?â Zhongli was surprised by how accurate his assumption was, unsure if he was joking or not.
âIf youâre just a human, thereâs no way you could keep me down like this, man! Or I guess it could just be a geo thing, I dunnoâŚâ
âY-Yes, I believe that might be the case.â
âEven so, Iâm an oni! An oni with a geo vision. So how are you so strong, huh? Whatâs your secret? Some sorta Liyue workout?â Itto questioned, narrowing his eyes as he tried to look back at him.
âI- ehâŚâ Zhongli, for once, struggled to come up with a reply. Ittoâs eyes widened.
âYou ARE the archon! Arenât you? That explains your fashion⌠and your crazy strength, I guess!â
âN-Now, letâs not get too hasty-â
âI knew I recognized you! Cus if youâre the geo archon, then *you* gave me this vision! Right? Thatâs gotta be how I recognized you!â
âHow on earth did you even figure that out?? Did Traveler tell you? Or Paimon?â Zhongli couldnât believe his ears.
âSo I WAS right! Hahahaha!â Damn it, heâd spilled the beans. âOur archon walks among her people too, yâknow! I kinda just assumed~â
âUh-huh⌠I seeâŚâ Zhongli couldnât fathom his own lapse in judgement at this point.
âWell no wonder I lost, youâre literally a god. Thatâs so unfairâŚâ Itto said, chuckling. It was kinda cool to have befriended the geo archon of all people.
âWell~ I suppose with enough dedication you could *maybe* reach my level.â Zhongli teased, amused by Ittoâs personality. âSo, do you surrender?â
âNo! I never surrender! I donât know the meaning of the word!â
âThen how about I convince you? This isnât my first time dealing with a stubborn opponent.â
âOh yeah?! As if you can break me!â
âI think I can, actually. Haha, you remind me of a dear friend of mine with all that fighting spirit.â Zhongli smiled thinking about that man.
âYeah? Hehe, so what? Iâm still gonna win!â Itto was still just as stubborn, refusing to give up.
âNot if you both have the same weakness to tickling. Though, I do worry thatâd be past your boundaries.â
âWha-?!â Itto wasnât expecting that, but sort of preferred it over getting hurt or just having to lay there all day, dying of boredom⌠or whatever the alternative wouldâve been.
âSo, whatâll it be? The choice is up to you.â Zhongli said, finding the situation rather funny.
âTch, do your worst! Iâm never gonna surrender! Y-Youâll be tired before I will, cus Iâm not ticklish!â Itto insisted, totally not nervous out of his mind.
âAre you sure about that?â
âY-Yeah? Of course I am⌠h-hehâŚâ
âOh well, I suppose Iâll have to check for myself.â Zhongli felt amused by Itto and decided to humor his goofy ass, wasting no time before tickling his sides.
âPlease, try to hold still.â he added, noticing the near instant feedback of squirms and snickers he got.
âPfft~! Fwahahahaha! N-No wahahay mahahahahan!!â Itto protested, struggling to break free. Letting Zhongli tickle him was totally just a way to distract him. Heâd free himself in no time, trustâŚ
âAs you wishâŚâ but Zhongli wasnât having it, instead speeding up his tickling, wondering if the oni would yield to such a thing. He couldnât find an optimal way to target his armpits, so he just went down to his waist instead.
âPfft hehehehehe! Hahahahaha! Ihihitâs hard to breheheathe like thihisâŚ!â Itto wheezed, hoping to find a loophole to escape through.
âPardon?â Zhongli stopped for a moment since he couldnât quite understand what was just said.
Itto panted for a moment before speaking up. âI-Itâs kinda hard to breathe like thisâŚâ
âWell, if youâd like to roll over, I suppose I could let you.â
âAh⌠really? Isnât that kinda cheatingâŚ?â
âI donât want you inhaling grass while struggling to breathe.â
âHeh⌠Iâm not allergic or anythinââŚâ
âWell, itâs still no fun for you if you suffocate.â The way he worded that sounded like he knew Itto was having fun. How embarrassing⌠was he that obvious?
âWhat the-?!â Zhongli let go of him for a moment, somewhat shocked to see him suddenly try to fight back.
âMwahahaha! Bet ya werenât expecting that!â Itto said, but before he could tickle him back, Zhongli grabbed his wrists to wrestle him away.
âWerenât you supposed to surrender?â
âPfft, no way, JosĂŠ! I bet I could escape behefohohore yohohou-! Heheh! Hey!!â Zhongli held Ittoâs right wrist specifically, tickling him with his other hand before he could try to win.
âAh, I thought you had good reflexesâŚâ he teased, knowing Itto had worse coordination in his left arm. Heâd noticed he was right-handed during their earlier combat.
âShut uhuhuhup!! Pfft-!â Itto protested, trying to free himself, until Zhongli got a sensitive spot, making Itto tip over giggling instead.
âOh my, down already?â
âShut up! I canât help it!â
âThatâs too bad.â Zhongli switched to targetting Ittoâs ribs with both hands, which made him laugh louder and kick his legs against the ground.
âAhahAHAHA!! Nohohot thehehehere!!â he protested, trying to push the archonâs hands away somehow.
âJust let me know when you yield, okay?â Zhongli teased, thinking about how similar Ittoâs reactions were to those of his own partner. But by now, if this were the redhead he was tickling, heâd already be pleading for mercy. Especially after that ânot there!â Itto had just laughed out. It was quite amusing.
Itto managed to cover his ribs with his arms, slipping them under Zhongliâs hands at just the right time, taking advantage of the way heâd lift his hands only to suddenly attack again.
âAh, wellâŚâ Zhongli shrugged, pausing only because Itto was trying to talk.
âTh-Thihis..! This is so unfahahair!!â he said, full of giggles.
âIs it~? Or are you just a sore loser?â Zhongli teased, chuckling at the way Itto struggled to look angry.
âShut your mouth, grandpa! Youâre an archon, so you have an unfair advantage!â
âWhat did you just call me?â Zhongli was surprised for a moment, but shouldâve expected nothing more than boldness from this manâŚ
âEheh, uh⌠I called ya gramps.â Itto said, getting nervous.
âHmph. Iâm afraid I canât accept such a rude attitude.â Zhongli said, attempting a glare that wouldnât scare him too much.
âW-Well, th-.. thatâs too dang bad.â Itto said, trying to hide how nervous he felt. The anticipation was already killing him, which was kinda funny to see.
âOh well, Iâll just have to continue your dicipline until you surrender.â Zhongli said, giving him no time to protest before attacking again, tickling his tummy.
âBwahahahahahaha!!â Itto started laughing right away, still adamant on protecting his ribcage while kicking his legs to cope.
Zhongli chuckled to himself, admitedly feeling a strange parental-like connection to Itto, which made him feel weird about his previous comparison to Ajax⌠It felt as if they were playfully bonding like a father and son, oddly enough. Perhaps it was Ittoâs joyous laughter, Zhongliâs ancient age, or their previous conversations about their shared elemental visions? In any case, it was clear both of them were having fun.
âGosh, your fighting spirit canât be tamed, can it?â Zhongli said, stopping the tickles after a while, just so Itto wouldnât die or something.
âAheheh⌠heh⌠huff⌠j-just needâa⌠need a breatherâŚ!â Itto said, panting heavily while trying to control his giggles.
âYou know, youâre actually winning a competition I wasnât expecting to existâŚâ Zhongli said, smirking at the curious look on the oniâs face.
âWhuhâŚ? Heh, whaddya mean?â
âWell, remember how I mentioned that friend of mine?â
âYeah?â
âYou might just last longer than he usually does.â
Itto laughed when he heard that. âWhoa, who knew the geo archon would be such a tickle monster? You seemed so chill I never wouldâve suspected that!â
âNever judge a book by its cover~ Would you like to beat his high score?â
âHeh, bring it on! I ainât tired yet!â
âThen let me know when you are.â Zhongli briefly stretched his hands, cracking his knuckles, which made Itto extremely nervous.
âOh godâŚâ
âOh, did I scare you?â
âUh yeah?? Y-Youâll go easy on me, r-right? Câmonnnnn, weâre homies! Right?â Itto said, trying to bargain so he wouldnât die metaphorically.
âHmm. Well-⌠No, I wonât go easy on you. That wouldnât be fair. And, what on earth is a âhomieâ?â Zhongli said, confused.
âPfft⌠youâve never heard that? Itâs like slang for âfriendâ, like buddy, pal, chum, bro, uhh⌠my dude, my guy, uhâŚâ
âI see⌠Ah, you younguns and your âlingo,â goodnessâŚâ Zhongli shook his head and Itto snickered at him. âWell enough distractions, where were we?â
âHeh! Uhhhh, Iâm not telling.â
âToo bad. I remember.â
âOh- oh shihihIHIHIT!!â
Zhongli wasted no more time, targetting Ittoâs ribs since they gave the biggest reaction so far. Itto burst into laughter immediately, head thrown back against the grass. One tiny part of him hoped he wouldnât get any grass stains in his hair, while the rest of him fought for his life as he laughed his ass off, frantically kicking his legs and squirming helplessly. The fact that he couldnât push Zhongliâs hands away drove him insane.
âAh, this spot is just awful for you, isnât it?â Zhongli asked, amused.
âNAHAHAHA!! SHUHUT IHIHIHIT!!â Itto laughed, his instincts making him try to cover his ribs, which just trapped Zhongliâs hands instead.
âOh dear, youâre losing itâŚâ
âBE QUIEHEHEHEHET!!â
âI didnât know yĹkai could be so ticklish. I thought it was more of a human thing.â Zhongli said, deciding to lessen the âtortureâ and switch to playfully tickling Ittoâs tummy instead, turning his loud laughter into hysteric giggles instead.
âOhohoh my gohohohod..!â Itto complained, hiding his embarrassed face behind his hands.
âYes~?â Zhongli replied, as if heâd been waiting to joke like that.
âHehehEHEhehe!!â Y-Youâre evil~! Hahahaha!!â Itto yelped, now trying to push those dang hands away.
âHehe, no Iâm not. Now accept defeat, or Iâll have to get meaner.â Zhongli teased, scribbling around on Ittoâs abs, chuckling at his increased giggles and his attempts to cover the area with his arms.
âNohohohoho~!!â
âYuh-huh.â
âNever!!â
âSuit yourself.â
Zhongli increased the intensity for a moment, just enough to make Itto laugh louder and swear at him, which was really funny to him.
âOh my, youâve got no manners! I thought Ayato wouldâve taught you by now.â Zhongli commented after stopping the tickles to let Itto breathe.
âHehehehâŚ! Hehe~âŚ! H-He triesâŚâ Itto replied, panting between giggles.
âOh really?â
âY-Yeah⌠heh⌠s-sometimes, he-.. *huff*⌠makes me say âpleaseâ and âthank youâ⌠n whateverâŚâ Itto said, missing his bro.
âMhm? Does he have to put *this* much effort into that?â Zhongli said, emphasising his question by tickling Ittoâs sides.
âEep! N-Nohohoho! Nohot reheheally!â Itto replied, deciding to cover his ribs instead of his sides.
âI see. Then, how about surrendering?â
âHehehe! I-Iâd rahahather dihihihie!â Itto was dramatic like that, over-exaggerating often.
âOh. Well, I suppose weâll be here all day then.â Zhongli said, before taking Ittoâs wrists and trying to pin them above his head. Itto gasped and put up resistance, straining to pull his arms down.
âD-Donât you dare!â he growled, trying to keep his arms down, but Zhongli was still stronger, managing to win their brief and unfair arm wrestling match.
âQuite stubborn, arenât you?â
âIâm tryina survive, dude!â
âThen surrender. Thereâs still a spot I havenât tried yetâŚâ Zhongli said, holding Ittoâs hands above his head with one hand, which was kinda hard with those spiky bracelets he wore. Even so, he tried keeping them there by his forearms.
Ittoâs heart sank when he realized which spot he meant, and the fear showed on his face.
âAh, itâs a bad one, huh?â Zhongli asked.
âY-Yeah, you could say thatâŚâ Itto said nervously, trying to free himself.
âSo will you surrender?â Zhongli asked, lightly tickling Ittoâs waist as his hand slowly moved up.
âN-No! I-! Pfft!â
âYou havenât got much time~â
âFuhuhuck..!â Itto knew damn well he wouldnât survive if he let Zhongli tickle his armpit, even if it was just one. Heâd simply die right then and thereâŚ
âAlmostâŚâ Zhongliâs hand was getting closer. Too close for Ittoâs comfort. He couldnât take it.
âAgh, okay okay!! I yield, I yield!! I-I surrender! I give up! You win! J-Just let me go!â he blurted out, and Zhongli smirked and let him go as promised, moving to stand up.
âAh. Was that so hard?â Zhongli teased, looking down at the oni, who laid on his side now.
âHaha⌠g-geez, manâŚâ Itto needed a moment to recover before looking at him again.
âHmm, are you alright?â Zhongli asked, tilting his head.
âHeh.. y-yeah, Iâm fine..â Itto said, sitting up and rubbing his eyes.
âAre you sure? I was quite evil at the end there, wasnât I?â Zhongli said, feeling a bit guilty when he remembered the scared look on Ittoâs face earlier.
âHehe, yeah, you were! Hmph, Iâm telling Ayato!â Itto said with a playful huff, crossing his arms, but his âangryâ frown soon turned into a smile.
âOh, hahahaâŚ! Heâd have my head, wouldnât he?â
âMaybe. PfftâŚâ Itto snickered at the response.
âNow, need some help getting up?â Zhongli asked, moving behind him.
âHuh? Uh, I guess?â
âAlright. Hold still.â
Zhongli slipped his hands under Ittoâs arms, making him yelp and tense up, before the archon lifted him up like a child, which made the grown ass oni laugh with confusion. Once he was on his feet, Zhongli let go.
âWhat was that for?!â Itto questioned, a silly smile on his face as he turned around to face the man.
âEh, felt silly. Sorry about that.â Zhongli replied, smiling at him.
âTch, youâre evil.â Itto joked.
âIndeed. But seriously, are you alright? You looked utterly terrified at the end of our, er, âcombatâ session.â Zhongli said, feeling a bit worried about the other.
âPfft, Iâm fine, dude! But donât ever do that again.â Itto said, a serious look on his face. He was indeed scared for that moment, knowing heâd be severely overstimulated, and he didnât quite trust this guy enough to let him do that yet. âCus itâs not like I could stop you! Youâre too strong!â
âAh⌠I shouldâve known better. Truly, Iâm so sorry I made you uncomfortable. It was meant to be all fun and games, and I took it too far.â Zhongli said, apologizing as sincerely as he could, even bowing politely.
âHehe, itâs fine, itâs chill. Iâm okay, really! Just donât pin me like that next time, alright?â Itto said, with a playful flick to Zhongliâs head.
âOw. Hmph.â Zhongli stood up straight, and Itto snickered at his reaction. âI guess I deserved that. Though⌠what do you mean by ânext timeâ?â
âH-Huh? What next time? I didnât said that! I would never!â Itto said, embarrassed and crossing his arms to act tough.
âOh, I think you did. I heard you-â
âToo bad, you think wrong! Cus I never said such a thing ever actually!â
âI heard you loud and clear, yâknow.â
âYou didnât hear shit! Cus I didnât say a word!â
âDid I read your mind, then~?â
âShut uuuppppp!!â
âHahahahaha..!â
âItâll be YOU losing your shit next time! Cus I wonât fall down so easily!â
Zhongli was laughing too much to respond properly, very amused by this goofy yĹkai. Itto hadnât heard him laugh this much before, so he couldnât help but also start laughing. Meeting the geo archon was one thing. Befriending him was another. But sparring with and getting tickled silly by him?? Now, THAT was truly something else! Itto probably wouldnât tell Ayato about it, though⌠or anyone else since he felt horribly embarrassed by the idea of someone else knowing. The two agreed to keep it secret, and, after their giggling fits, they went back into town to buy some refreshing drinks. Theyâd earned it after all that
Me when I despawn and forget to work on the last request I have left for like three years đśâđŤď¸ anyways enjoy
Anyways, sorry for being gone so long, and sorry if this fic isnât as tickly as the others. Iâve lost interest in writing tickle-centered fics so this might be my last one :,) sorry yâall
Also itâs not completely proofread due to that so sorry if there are any inconsistencies.
cw/tw: thereâs a brief moment where Itto is genuinely scared, but he is unharmed because Zhongli notices and withdraws
Word count: â5270 before editing
âPlease let me come with you!â
âNo.â
âPlease?? Pretty please?? I just NEED to meet my savior again!â
âUgh⌠Youâre not gonna give in, are you?â
âNo? Gah, Iâm sorry, Shinobu. I just really miss her, yâknow? I promise I wonât cause any trouble if I come with!â
âReally. Do you swear-?â
âI swear on my life! Pinky promise!â
â⌠fine! You can come, but if I have to bail you out of jail again, Iâll lose my mind!â
âYesss! Haha! Donât you worry, girlie. Iâll be on my best behavior!â
â⌠donât call me girlie.â
âHeh, sorryâŚâ
And thatâs how the conversation went before Arataki Itto set sail to Liyue. Of course, he didnât go alone, since his gang-mate Shinobu was there with him. He had begged her to let him come with because he missed Yanfei and wanted some adventure, and she finally agreed so that heâd shut up. He felt a bit seasick, but survived the whole trip looking out at the water.
Once they got to Liyue Harbor, Itto needed some time to settle himself before going out to explore. Shinobu was a bit hesitant to let him roam free, considering the legal trouble he got into last time, but she knew he took promises very seriously, so she let him go.
He wandered around the city, browsing different stalls and awkwardly apologizing since he had no money on him, petting dogs and cats on his way, and exploring where different stairs would take him. He had to ask a stranger if those wooden stairs were private or not, since he hadnât used them last time he was here. At least not on his own, since he was mostly following Shinobu back then.
After a while, he noticed a calm area with a small stage whereupon a man stood, telling a story to about three people. Itto felt curious and wanted to check it out. He tried being quiet as he made his way to an empty chair next to this real fancy looking guy.
âErm, e-excuse me. Is this seat taken?â He whispered, hoping not to interrupt the story.
âNo, go ahead.â The fancy man whispered back, glancing at him for a moment before looking back at the story teller.
Itto mumbled âthanksâ and sat down, noticing some awkward glances from the other two people. He was used to the attention considering his oni status, so he ignored them and tried to focus on the story instead. Unfortunately, heâd missed a lot of context so he didnât really understand what was going on, but he liked it anyway and applauded when it was done. He noticed he mustâve been louder than the restâŚ
âHaha, thank you, young one. I appreciate the enthusiasm.â said the story teller, looking directly at Itto. He wasnât sure how to reply til the guy switched subject seconds later.
âThe rest of you know the drill. Iâll be here the same time tomorrow. For now, I bid you farewell.â he said with a bow, receiving another round of applause, which were quieter with Itto trying to match the volume of those around him. He felt a little embarrassed.
âH-Heh⌠uh⌠cool story, huh?â he said, hoping to lighten the tension he felt from the other two men to his left.
âIndeed. Itâs a shame you missed the beginning.â The fancy man said, glancing at the other two for a moment before looking at Itto.
âHaha! Yeah, I didnât know this was a thing til now. I donât remember if Iâve ever been up hereâŚâ Itto said, looking around.
âI see. You must not be from around here, then? Where are you from, if you donât mind me asking?â
âUh, Inazuma! Iâm here visiting with a friend of mine! She has this thing going on though, so Iâm alone for now. On my own, I mean.â Itto said, happy to talk.
âInazuma, hm? I did hear they reopened their borders a while agoâŚâ
âYeah, they did. Heh, itâs a shame I got all seasick on my way here though!â
âHaha, indeed. That mustâve been quite a struggle since itâs so far away.â The fancy man had a sense of humor, which felt like such a relief.
âHahaha! Yeahh, but I managed. Didnât even throw up, cus I was on deck looking outside at the water.â Itto said, noticing he mightâve said something inappropriate judging from the other two.
âI see. That is a good strategy.â The fancy man said, giving the other two men a look.
âMhmâŚâ Itto felt a little awkward, looking down at his fidgeting hands. The two other dudes eventually got up and left.
âOh, donât mind them.â The fancy man mustâve noticed how Itto felt.
âHm? Uh, who?â
âAh, nevermind.â
Dang it, now it was awkward for both of them, wasnât it? Itto could basically melt into the floor from the silenceâŚ
âHmm⌠You said you were from Inazuma, correct?â the fancy man said.
âUh, yeah! I did! Iâm a tourist today I guess.â Itto replied.
âMhm? In that case, youâre not an adeptusâŚâ the man mumbled, looking at Ittoâs horns curiously.
âA⌠what now?â
âOh, pardon me. Iâve forgotten the term⌠Forgive my rude question, but um⌠Your horns. Youâre not human, are you?â He seemed a bit embarrassed, failing to formulate his question in a better way.
âA-Ah, heh, no. Iâm an oni!â Itto said with a smile.
âAh, yes. Now, could you tell me which umbrella term youâd fall under? Iâve forgotten the wordâŚâ
âYĹkai?â
âYes, thank you. I was supposed to ask if you were a yĹkai, since adepti are native to Liyue. Pardon my bluntness earlierâŚâ
âAh, itâs fine, man! No biggie. Iâve heard worse, hahaha!â
The two continued chatting for a while until another wave of awkward silence showed up. This time, Itto was the one to break it.
âHey, so, umâŚâ Fantastic start.
âYes?â
âI feel like Iâve met you before. I could be wrong, but⌠You seem so oddly familiar.â Itto said, looking at the man. His mannerisms were similar to Ayatoâs, which wasnât too surprising since he looked so fancy. Even so, Itto felt as if heâd met this guy before⌠or was it just his comparison to Ayato that manufactured familiarity?
âHmm⌠You mentioned youâve been here before, if Iâm not mistaken. Perhaps we bumped into each other back then?â
âMaybe, but I donât remember. I mostly remember being there for Shinobuâs graduation, and meeting Yanfei!â Itto said excitedly.
âYanfei, you say? You know her?â
âYeah! She saved me from a jail sentence cus I got into a fight, hehâŚâ
âI see. I think I heard rumors about thatâŚâ
âYeah, I bet.â
âIâm somewhat glad Chonggyun wasnât there. Heâs an exorcist; you probably wouldâve been in danger.â
âOh for real? Crazy.â Itto chuckled and thought back to the last time he was in Liyue, trying to remember if heâd seen this man beforeâŚ
âAh, I donât believe weâve introduced ourselves. My name is Zhongli. Itâs nice to meet you.â The fancy man said.
âOh, right! Heh, Iâm Arataki Itto! Nice to meet ya to!â Itto said proudly. Zhongli chuckled slightly at his confident tone, and the two chatted more, talking about hobbies and work and what to do in Inazuma and Liyue. After a while, Zhongli realized he had places to be, so they got up. Just as Zhongli was about to leave, Itto spotted something that made him gasp.
âIs-?! Is that a GEO VISION?!â He exclaimed, super excited to find out his new friend had the same Vision as himself. It looked different too. He saw it when briefly admiring the details in Zhongliâs clothing.
âOh, this? Hm, yes. It is.â Zhongli replied with a small smile.
âWhooaa, I have one too! Look!â Itto said, showing off how shiny his Vision was.
âAh, yes. How could I not have noticed?â Zhongli said, lying since he definitely saw it earlier, but forgot to bring it up.
âI dunno, I guess youâre too tall?â Itto joked, coming closer to look at Zhongliâs vision.
âHaha, perhaps so. Though, unfortunately I really donât have time for more chats at the momentâŚâ
âAwh manâŚâ
âPerhaps weâll meet again, hm? Iâd love to talk with you more.â Zhongli said, comforting the oni.
âHeh, yeah! That story dude said heâd be here tomorrow again, right? We could meet up here then!â Itto suggested, excited to have made a new friend.
âIndeed, haha⌠Then letâs meet here again.â
After that, they chatted on their way out before eventually going in different directions, saying their goodbyes. Itto was on his own again, wandering around the city looking for Shinobu. He felt like a lost puppy for a while until he found her, excitedly telling her about his new friend. She was happy for him, and relieved to hear he hadnât caused any trouble. Once they were united, they went to visit Yanfei. Itto was really happy to meet her again, telling her all sorts of fun things while catching up. It was a really nice day.
The next day, Itto had overslept by seveal hours and had to rush to get to the story teller thingy on time. When he finally got there, the dude on stage was in the middle of his story just like last time. Itto felt bad heâd missed the start again, but quietly sat down with Zhongli. He tried to surpress his sleepy yawns throughout, but it was too hard. Heâd cover his mouth every time and try to look attentive, hoping he wouldnât hurt the story tellerâs feelings.
After todayâs story, the man thanked the audience again and announced heâd be there next week instead of tomorrow. Itto hoped he didnât take his yawns personally. Once he and the other two strangers had left, Itto and Zhongli chatted again.
âSorry Iâm late⌠I slept like a log all night. And morning.â Itto said, rubbing his eyes.
âI see. Itâs alright. I had assumed youâd forgotten the time.â Zhongli replied, relieved to see him arrive.
âHaha, yeahâŚâ Itto said, yawning. âOh man, Iâm such a snooze today.â
âI donât blame you. Iâd be tired too if Iâd traveled so far the day before.â
âMhmâŚâ
As they talked, Itto still couldnât shake the feeling heâd known this man for much longer. Was it the Vision? The Ayato-esque personality? Or something else?
âWhatâs on your mind?â Zhongli asked, noticing that somehow.
âI just canât shake this feeling that I know you from somewhere else⌠I just know Iâve met you before, but I canât remember when! O-Other than yesterday.â Itto explained.
âIs that so? Hmm⌠Are you certain?â
âYes?? No?? I donât know! You just feel so strangely familiarâŚâ
âHow curious.â Zhongli tried to remember if theyâd met before, but nothing came up.
âHm⌠maybe itâs got something to do with our visions? Like- Maybe our visions are linked somehow, since theyâre both geo?â
âHaha, perhaps so. I suppose that could be an explanation.â
âUh-huh. Even your outfit matches it! Totally repping the geo element, eh?â
âOh, you noticed? Thank you.â Zhongli was surprised at Ittoâs knack for noticing details so far.
âYa kinda remind me of my bro Ayato. I think heâs still in Inazuma, though, unless he comes here on a âbusiness tripâ while Iâm here.â
âAyato, you say? Kamisato Ayato?â
âYeah! Do you know him?â
âAh, yes, I believe Iâve met him. Heâs quite influential in Inazuma, isnât he?â
âHaha, yeah! He is! Weâre, like, super close, dude. Love that man for real.â Itto said, blushing a little bit thinking about Ayato.
âThatâs wonderful. Love truly is special, hm?â Zhongli said, teasing him a little.
âWhuh- I-I mean, yeah! Heâs-⌠heh⌠heâs a great guy, really.â Itto said shyly, a little embarrassed to accidentally have outed himself. Zhongli chuckled quietly to himself. This oni reminded him of a certain redhead he knew *very* well. Though unlike Itto, Zhongli was able to keep his composure and didnât blush.
âHey, yâknow what? I wanna see your fighting skills!â Itto said confidently.
âOh?â
âYeah! I wanna see what you can do with your geo vision!â
âOh, do you have time for that?â
âI sure do! Heh, Iâll show you mine if you show me yours!â Itto said with a laugh. Zhongli chuckled at his joke, recognizing it from his partnerâŚ
âWell, I just happen to have the day off today. So why not? Letâs get going, shall we?â
âReally?! Aw, yeah! Letâs go!â
Itto continued talking to Zhongli while they walked together, following him wherever they were going. He had no clue where they were headed, but trusted this guy enough to just go along with it. They continued chatting and walking until they reached a more secluded area.
âWhoaâŚâ Itto said and admired the scenery.
âThis area should give us some privacy, so we donât get interrupted.â Zhongli said, summoning his polearm.
âWhoa! Cool weapon! Heh, but itâs not as cool as mine!â Itto said confidently, summoning his claymore.
âHaha, well, beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Though, I will admit your claymore is cool as well.â Zhongli replied with a smile.
âCâmon! Show me what you got! I wanna see what you can do with that thing!â
âOho. Is that a challenge?â
âYou bet it is. Letâs spar! I wanna test your strength!â
âHm, alright. Though I must warn you.â Zhongli readied himself for combat. âDonât understimate me.â
âRight back at ya, bro!â Itto replied, with a readied stance of his own.
âMay the strongest fighter win.â Zhongli said, and Itto didnât have time for a witty comeback before the spar started. They were mostly focused on knocking each other over so they wouldnât get hurt too badly. Itto managed to win the first round by disarming Zhongli, knocking the polearm out of his hands.
âDamn, youâre a really good fighter, yâknow!â Itto said, helping him up.
âHaha, thank you. I suppose you could say Iâve been practicing.â Zhongli replied, moving over to pick up his weapon.
âHaha, I can tell! But youâre no match for my oni strength!â Itto boasted with a confident laugh.
âOh, please. That was just a warm-up.â Zhongli replied, jokingly rolling his eyes.
âOh yeah? You want a rematch, bro? Come at me!â
And so round two began, with Zhongliâs moves being more calculated this time around. Itto tried to up his game as well, but found himself outsped and unable to defend properly. He was eventually disarmed, but didnât surrender and tried to take away Zhongliâs weapon. After a brief tussle, Zhongli managed to wrestle him down, tossing the weapon aside in the process, pinning Itto face-down to the ground.
âOof..! H-How did you-âŚ?â Bro was flabbergasted. How could such a chill looking guy be stronger than he was?? Unacceptable!
âAh, looks like I win.â
âNo way, man! Iâm not giving up til I say I give up! I still got more fight in me!!â
âReally? Then try to break free.â
âOh I wonât just try! Iâll succeed!â Itto squirmed and struggled, trying to free himself from Zhongliâs grip, or throw him off somehow, but he couldnât.
âHngh⌠h-how are you so strong?! Thatâs not fair! Iâm an oni! Iâm not supposed to be held down by some human!â
âHahaha, didnât I tell you not to underestimate me? Tsk tsk.â
âUgh! Let me go!â
âDo you yield?â
âNever! This is cheating!â
âNo, I donât think it isâŚâ
Itto tried to use more of his strength, but no matter how hard he strained, he couldnât break free. Best he could do was crawl a little bit before losing balance due to Zhongliâs strategy.
âHuff⌠youâre too strong. What are you, like, the archon or somethinâ?â Itto asked, out of breath.
âHuh- wh-⌠pardon?â Zhongli was surprised by how accurate his assumption was, unsure if he was joking or not.
âIf youâre just a human, thereâs no way you could keep me down like this, man! Or I guess it could just be a geo thing, I dunnoâŚâ
âY-Yes, I believe that might be the case.â
âEven so, Iâm an oni! An oni with a geo vision. So how are you so strong, huh? Whatâs your secret? Some sorta Liyue workout?â Itto questioned, narrowing his eyes as he tried to look back at him.
âI- ehâŚâ Zhongli, for once, struggled to come up with a reply. Ittoâs eyes widened.
âYou ARE the archon! Arenât you? That explains your fashion⌠and your crazy strength, I guess!â
âN-Now, letâs not get too hasty-â
âI knew I recognized you! Cus if youâre the geo archon, then *you* gave me this vision! Right? Thatâs gotta be how I recognized you!â
âHow on earth did you even figure that out?? Did Traveler tell you? Or Paimon?â Zhongli couldnât believe his ears.
âSo I WAS right! Hahahaha!â Damn it, heâd spilled the beans. âOur archon walks among her people too, yâknow! I kinda just assumed~â
âUh-huh⌠I seeâŚâ Zhongli couldnât fathom his own lapse in judgement at this point.
âWell no wonder I lost, youâre literally a god. Thatâs so unfairâŚâ Itto said, chuckling. It was kinda cool to have befriended the geo archon of all people.
âWell~ I suppose with enough dedication you could *maybe* reach my level.â Zhongli teased, amused by Ittoâs personality. âSo, do you surrender?â
âNo! I never surrender! I donât know the meaning of the word!â
âThen how about I convince you? This isnât my first time dealing with a stubborn opponent.â
âOh yeah?! As if you can break me!â
âI think I can, actually. Haha, you remind me of a dear friend of mine with all that fighting spirit.â Zhongli smiled thinking about that man.
âYeah? Hehe, so what? Iâm still gonna win!â Itto was still just as stubborn, refusing to give up.
âNot if you both have the same weakness to tickling. Though, I do worry thatâd be past your boundaries.â
âWha-?!â Itto wasnât expecting that, but sort of preferred it over getting hurt or just having to lay there all day, dying of boredom⌠or whatever the alternative wouldâve been.
âSo, whatâll it be? The choice is up to you.â Zhongli said, finding the situation rather funny.
âTch, do your worst! Iâm never gonna surrender! Y-Youâll be tired before I will, cus Iâm not ticklish!â Itto insisted, totally not nervous out of his mind.
âAre you sure about that?â
âY-Yeah? Of course I am⌠h-hehâŚâ
âOh well, I suppose Iâll have to check for myself.â Zhongli felt amused by Itto and decided to humor his goofy ass, wasting no time before tickling his sides.
âPlease, try to hold still.â he added, noticing the near instant feedback of squirms and snickers he got.
âPfft~! Fwahahahaha! N-No wahahay mahahahahan!!â Itto protested, struggling to break free. Letting Zhongli tickle him was totally just a way to distract him. Heâd free himself in no time, trustâŚ
âAs you wishâŚâ but Zhongli wasnât having it, instead speeding up his tickling, wondering if the oni would yield to such a thing. He couldnât find an optimal way to target his armpits, so he just went down to his waist instead.
âPfft hehehehehe! Hahahahaha! Ihihitâs hard to breheheathe like thihisâŚ!â Itto wheezed, hoping to find a loophole to escape through.
âPardon?â Zhongli stopped for a moment since he couldnât quite understand what was just said.
Itto panted for a moment before speaking up. âI-Itâs kinda hard to breathe like thisâŚâ
âWell, if youâd like to roll over, I suppose I could let you.â
âAh⌠really? Isnât that kinda cheatingâŚ?â
âI donât want you inhaling grass while struggling to breathe.â
âHeh⌠Iâm not allergic or anythinââŚâ
âWell, itâs still no fun for you if you suffocate.â The way he worded that sounded like he knew Itto was having fun. How embarrassing⌠was he that obvious?
âWhat the-?!â Zhongli let go of him for a moment, somewhat shocked to see him suddenly try to fight back.
âMwahahaha! Bet ya werenât expecting that!â Itto said, but before he could tickle him back, Zhongli grabbed his wrists to wrestle him away.
âWerenât you supposed to surrender?â
âPfft, no way, JosĂŠ! I bet I could escape behefohohore yohohou-! Heheh! Hey!!â Zhongli held Ittoâs right wrist specifically, tickling him with his other hand before he could try to win.
âAh, I thought you had good reflexesâŚâ he teased, knowing Itto had worse coordination in his left arm. Heâd noticed he was right-handed during their earlier combat.
âShut uhuhuhup!! Pfft-!â Itto protested, trying to free himself, until Zhongli got a sensitive spot, making Itto tip over giggling instead.
âOh my, down already?â
âShut up! I canât help it!â
âThatâs too bad.â Zhongli switched to targetting Ittoâs ribs with both hands, which made him laugh louder and kick his legs against the ground.
âAhahAHAHA!! Nohohot thehehehere!!â he protested, trying to push the archonâs hands away somehow.
âJust let me know when you yield, okay?â Zhongli teased, thinking about how similar Ittoâs reactions were to those of his own partner. But by now, if this were the redhead he was tickling, heâd already be pleading for mercy. Especially after that ânot there!â Itto had just laughed out. It was quite amusing.
Itto managed to cover his ribs with his arms, slipping them under Zhongliâs hands at just the right time, taking advantage of the way heâd lift his hands only to suddenly attack again.
âAh, wellâŚâ Zhongli shrugged, pausing only because Itto was trying to talk.
âTh-Thihis..! This is so unfahahair!!â he said, full of giggles.
âIs it~? Or are you just a sore loser?â Zhongli teased, chuckling at the way Itto struggled to look angry.
âShut your mouth, grandpa! Youâre an archon, so you have an unfair advantage!â
âWhat did you just call me?â Zhongli was surprised for a moment, but shouldâve expected nothing more than boldness from this manâŚ
âEheh, uh⌠I called ya gramps.â Itto said, getting nervous.
âHmph. Iâm afraid I canât accept such a rude attitude.â Zhongli said, attempting a glare that wouldnât scare him too much.
âW-Well, th-.. thatâs too dang bad.â Itto said, trying to hide how nervous he felt. The anticipation was already killing him, which was kinda funny to see.
âOh well, Iâll just have to continue your dicipline until you surrender.â Zhongli said, giving him no time to protest before attacking again, tickling his tummy.
âBwahahahahahaha!!â Itto started laughing right away, still adamant on protecting his ribcage while kicking his legs to cope.
Zhongli chuckled to himself, admitedly feeling a strange parental-like connection to Itto, which made him feel weird about his previous comparison to Ajax⌠It felt as if they were playfully bonding like a father and son, oddly enough. Perhaps it was Ittoâs joyous laughter, Zhongliâs ancient age, or their previous conversations about their shared elemental visions? In any case, it was clear both of them were having fun.
âGosh, your fighting spirit canât be tamed, can it?â Zhongli said, stopping the tickles after a while, just so Itto wouldnât die or something.
âAheheh⌠heh⌠huff⌠j-just needâa⌠need a breatherâŚ!â Itto said, panting heavily while trying to control his giggles.
âYou know, youâre actually winning a competition I wasnât expecting to existâŚâ Zhongli said, smirking at the curious look on the oniâs face.
âWhuhâŚ? Heh, whaddya mean?â
âWell, remember how I mentioned that friend of mine?â
âYeah?â
âYou might just last longer than he usually does.â
Itto laughed when he heard that. âWhoa, who knew the geo archon would be such a tickle monster? You seemed so chill I never wouldâve suspected that!â
âNever judge a book by its cover~ Would you like to beat his high score?â
âHeh, bring it on! I ainât tired yet!â
âThen let me know when you are.â Zhongli briefly stretched his hands, cracking his knuckles, which made Itto extremely nervous.
âOh godâŚâ
âOh, did I scare you?â
âUh yeah?? Y-Youâll go easy on me, r-right? Câmonnnnn, weâre homies! Right?â Itto said, trying to bargain so he wouldnât die metaphorically.
âHmm. Well-⌠No, I wonât go easy on you. That wouldnât be fair. And, what on earth is a âhomieâ?â Zhongli said, confused.
âPfft⌠youâve never heard that? Itâs like slang for âfriendâ, like buddy, pal, chum, bro, uhh⌠my dude, my guy, uhâŚâ
âI see⌠Ah, you younguns and your âlingo,â goodnessâŚâ Zhongli shook his head and Itto snickered at him. âWell enough distractions, where were we?â
âHeh! Uhhhh, Iâm not telling.â
âToo bad. I remember.â
âOh- oh shihihIHIHIT!!â
Zhongli wasted no more time, targetting Ittoâs ribs since they gave the biggest reaction so far. Itto burst into laughter immediately, head thrown back against the grass. One tiny part of him hoped he wouldnât get any grass stains in his hair, while the rest of him fought for his life as he laughed his ass off, frantically kicking his legs and squirming helplessly. The fact that he couldnât push Zhongliâs hands away drove him insane.
âAh, this spot is just awful for you, isnât it?â Zhongli asked, amused.
âNAHAHAHA!! SHUHUT IHIHIHIT!!â Itto laughed, his instincts making him try to cover his ribs, which just trapped Zhongliâs hands instead.
âOh dear, youâre losing itâŚâ
âBE QUIEHEHEHEHET!!â
âI didnât know yĹkai could be so ticklish. I thought it was more of a human thing.â Zhongli said, deciding to lessen the âtortureâ and switch to playfully tickling Ittoâs tummy instead, turning his loud laughter into hysteric giggles instead.
âOhohoh my gohohohod..!â Itto complained, hiding his embarrassed face behind his hands.
âYes~?â Zhongli replied, as if heâd been waiting to joke like that.
âHehehEHEhehe!!â Y-Youâre evil~! Hahahaha!!â Itto yelped, now trying to push those dang hands away.
âHehe, no Iâm not. Now accept defeat, or Iâll have to get meaner.â Zhongli teased, scribbling around on Ittoâs abs, chuckling at his increased giggles and his attempts to cover the area with his arms.
âNohohohoho~!!â
âYuh-huh.â
âNever!!â
âSuit yourself.â
Zhongli increased the intensity for a moment, just enough to make Itto laugh louder and swear at him, which was really funny to him.
âOh my, youâve got no manners! I thought Ayato wouldâve taught you by now.â Zhongli commented after stopping the tickles to let Itto breathe.
âHehehehâŚ! Hehe~âŚ! H-He triesâŚâ Itto replied, panting between giggles.
âOh really?â
âY-Yeah⌠heh⌠s-sometimes, he-.. *huff*⌠makes me say âpleaseâ and âthank youâ⌠n whateverâŚâ Itto said, missing his bro.
âMhm? Does he have to put *this* much effort into that?â Zhongli said, emphasising his question by tickling Ittoâs sides.
âEep! N-Nohohoho! Nohot reheheally!â Itto replied, deciding to cover his ribs instead of his sides.
âI see. Then, how about surrendering?â
âHehehe! I-Iâd rahahather dihihihie!â Itto was dramatic like that, over-exaggerating often.
âOh. Well, I suppose weâll be here all day then.â Zhongli said, before taking Ittoâs wrists and trying to pin them above his head. Itto gasped and put up resistance, straining to pull his arms down.
âD-Donât you dare!â he growled, trying to keep his arms down, but Zhongli was still stronger, managing to win their brief and unfair arm wrestling match.
âQuite stubborn, arenât you?â
âIâm tryina survive, dude!â
âThen surrender. Thereâs still a spot I havenât tried yetâŚâ Zhongli said, holding Ittoâs hands above his head with one hand, which was kinda hard with those spiky bracelets he wore. Even so, he tried keeping them there by his forearms.
Ittoâs heart sank when he realized which spot he meant, and the fear showed on his face.
âAh, itâs a bad one, huh?â Zhongli asked.
âY-Yeah, you could say thatâŚâ Itto said nervously, trying to free himself.
âSo will you surrender?â Zhongli asked, lightly tickling Ittoâs waist as his hand slowly moved up.
âN-No! I-! Pfft!â
âYou havenât got much time~â
âFuhuhuck..!â Itto knew damn well he wouldnât survive if he let Zhongli tickle his armpit, even if it was just one. Heâd simply die right then and thereâŚ
âAlmostâŚâ Zhongliâs hand was getting closer. Too close for Ittoâs comfort. He couldnât take it.
âAgh, okay okay!! I yield, I yield!! I-I surrender! I give up! You win! J-Just let me go!â he blurted out, and Zhongli smirked and let him go as promised, moving to stand up.
âAh. Was that so hard?â Zhongli teased, looking down at the oni, who laid on his side now.
âHaha⌠g-geez, manâŚâ Itto needed a moment to recover before looking at him again.
âHmm, are you alright?â Zhongli asked, tilting his head.
âHeh.. y-yeah, Iâm fine..â Itto said, sitting up and rubbing his eyes.
âAre you sure? I was quite evil at the end there, wasnât I?â Zhongli said, feeling a bit guilty when he remembered the scared look on Ittoâs face earlier.
âHehe, yeah, you were! Hmph, Iâm telling Ayato!â Itto said with a playful huff, crossing his arms, but his âangryâ frown soon turned into a smile.
âOh, hahahaâŚ! Heâd have my head, wouldnât he?â
âMaybe. PfftâŚâ Itto snickered at the response.
âNow, need some help getting up?â Zhongli asked, moving behind him.
âHuh? Uh, I guess?â
âAlright. Hold still.â
Zhongli slipped his hands under Ittoâs arms, making him yelp and tense up, before the archon lifted him up like a child, which made the grown ass oni laugh with confusion. Once he was on his feet, Zhongli let go.
âWhat was that for?!â Itto questioned, a silly smile on his face as he turned around to face the man.
âEh, felt silly. Sorry about that.â Zhongli replied, smiling at him.
âTch, youâre evil.â Itto joked.
âIndeed. But seriously, are you alright? You looked utterly terrified at the end of our, er, âcombatâ session.â Zhongli said, feeling a bit worried about the other.
âPfft, Iâm fine, dude! But donât ever do that again.â Itto said, a serious look on his face. He was indeed scared for that moment, knowing heâd be severely overstimulated, and he didnât quite trust this guy enough to let him do that yet. âCus itâs not like I could stop you! Youâre too strong!â
âAh⌠I shouldâve known better. Truly, Iâm so sorry I made you uncomfortable. It was meant to be all fun and games, and I took it too far.â Zhongli said, apologizing as sincerely as he could, even bowing politely.
âHehe, itâs fine, itâs chill. Iâm okay, really! Just donât pin me like that next time, alright?â Itto said, with a playful flick to Zhongliâs head.
âOw. Hmph.â Zhongli stood up straight, and Itto snickered at his reaction. âI guess I deserved that. Though⌠what do you mean by ânext timeâ?â
âH-Huh? What next time? I didnât said that! I would never!â Itto said, embarrassed and crossing his arms to act tough.
âOh, I think you did. I heard you-â
âToo bad, you think wrong! Cus I never said such a thing ever actually!â
âI heard you loud and clear, yâknow.â
âYou didnât hear shit! Cus I didnât say a word!â
âDid I read your mind, then~?â
âShut uuuppppp!!â
âHahahahaha..!â
âItâll be YOU losing your shit next time! Cus I wonât fall down so easily!â
Zhongli was laughing too much to respond properly, very amused by this goofy yĹkai. Itto hadnât heard him laugh this much before, so he couldnât help but also start laughing. Meeting the geo archon was one thing. Befriending him was another. But sparring with and getting tickled silly by him?? Now, THAT was truly something else! Itto probably wouldnât tell Ayato about it, though⌠or anyone else since he felt horribly embarrassed by the idea of someone else knowing. The two agreed to keep it secret, and, after their giggling fits, they went back into town to buy some refreshing drinks. Theyâd earned it after all that
Hiiii!! If you have time, please consider writing lee Itto with ler Zhongli!! I think this dynamic is sooo good... I mean with Itto being Itto, and Zhongli with his personality... it's gonna be hilarious lol...
P.S. please no foot tickles, and definitely looking forward to it hehehe (I get excited by just imagining this scenario in my mind)
Have a nice day and stay healthy!!!!
Iâve scheduled it for friday this week! Stay tuned til then :)
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This is a screenshot from VQ's blog prior to deleting it, talking about nu:carnival. If you're not so innocent and naive, then I'm sure you know how explicit it is.
Again with the talk of age of consent. Mind you, VQ is Russian, so it explains why they repeat that statement.
But again. This social media isn't Russian centered, so there's no way to shield yourself with that. We all agree the age of consent is 18, and you should be very mindful of that when interacting with people around here.
hi @vqler ! i know you can't see this because i have you blocked, but i just wanna address this one thing:
discussing porn with minors is bad.
it's actually insane that i have to say this. maybe it's different if they're 17 and you're 18, but you are fucking 23. you were 20 at the time of this. at that age there is absolutely NO instance in which talking about literal porn with children is okay. periods are an ENTIRELY different thing. there is a huge difference between explaining basic anatomy and fangirling over your shitty yaoi. it's not grooming to explain to a child what their body is going through, but you have WAY overstepped that line. you're a sick piece of shit and no matter what excuses you might have, you're a fucking groomer. people hate you for a very valid reason. this isn't "cancelling". this is the fucking law and basic human decency.
(I know, fantastic banner again, thank you, /lh /sarc)
â ď¸This fic focuses mainly on tickling. Do not read it if that upsets you.â ď¸also contains kisses, one swear and arms being held at some point so bewareâ ď¸
Basically, it was time for bed. Time to sleep. Gorou was ready to drift off to dream land, but unfortunately for him, Itto was full of mischief rather than sleepiness.
wee bit of inspiration from @duckymcdoorknob hehehe
Word Count: 3314
It was time for bed and Gorou was very sleepy. The only problem was that Itto wasnât. He was full of energy and claimed to not need sleep yet, but this wasnât unusual. Gorou knew heâd calm down enough to go to sleep eventually, so he wasnât concerned. All they needed to do was snuggle real close and drift off to dream land.
Itto had his eye mask ready on his forehead, waiting for Gorou to come cuddle. After the general had changed into his pajamas, he turned the lights off, crawled onto his partner and laid his head on his chest, snuggling up real close and listening to his heartbeat. Itto wrapped his arms and a blanket around his beloved boyfriend, playfully nuzzling the top of his head and giggling to himself. He was always excited to spend some snuggle-time with his beloved warrior.
âAre you comfy?â Itto asked, kissing his head.
âHmm... yeah. Youâre so warmâŚâ Gorou replied, softly nuzzling into him and happily wagging his tail.
âMm... so are you. Youâre like⌠really snuggly. Your hair is so softâŚâ Itto held him closer and nuzzled his head more, filling his cuddles with more love and affection.
âHehe, thanks. Youâre very comfy...â Gorou smiled, reaching up to gently scratch Ittoâs head before nuzzling his chest. The two cuddled like this for quite a while, ready to fall asleep at any moment⌠until Gorou felt a weird sensation in his ear, making it flick on reflex.
âHuh⌠hey⌠donât do thatâŚâ Gorou said sleepily.
âWhat?â Itto replied, resting his chin on Gorouâs head. Then, he felt the same sensation again.
âHey! Do not.â Gorou complained, flicking his ear twice.
âWhat?? Iâm just breathing.â Itto replied with a giggle. Turns out he was gently blowing air at Gorouâs ears without permission, because he thought the way they twitched was funny.
âItto! It tickles! Stop it!â Gorou protested, holding his giggles in.
âHehehehe, so cuteâŚâ the oni replied, blowing air yet again.
âGrrr⌠leave my ears alone!â Gorou whined, finally covering his ears to prevent that ticklish feeling.
âHahahaha! Youâre adorable!â Itto laughed and hugged him close in response. âAww~ Is someone angy?â He said in a silly voice, gently rocking his beloved left and right.
âPfft.. shut up. Stop blowing on my ears! Iâm trying to sleepâŚâ Gorou complained with a frown.
âAh, alright, fine. Iâll stop, hehe!â Itto replied with a chuckle, kissing him on the forehead. âCan I rub your ears though? You like that, right?â
âOh! Uh⌠s-sure. G-Go ahead.â Gorou replied, shyly accepting the headpats and ear rubs while wagging his tail.
âAww, youâre so cute~! Whoâs a good boy?â Itto teased, gently squishing Gorouâs face and giggling at his cuteness.
âHngh.. d-donât say that!â He whined and buried his face into Ittoâs chest, feeling embarrassed.
âHehehe! Youâre so adorable! Have I ever mentioned how fluffy you are?â Itto said, basically massaging Gorouâs ears and head at this point.
It felt amazing⌠Itto was a headpat expert. He had tons of experience with petting dogs, cats, Ushi and even humans. That and as a fellow headpat enjoyer, he knew exactly how they should feel for maximum relaxation. After a while though, Gorou asked him to stop because his ears were getting overstimulated. So instead, they returned to soft snuggles. Itto started gently and slowly scratching Gorouâs back. The tingles felt so relaxing that he could fall asleep any second⌠until another strange sensation took place on his ear.
âMmh⌠Itto...â Gorou groaned sleepily. What was he doing now..?
âHm? Whatâs up, pup?â Itto asked quietly.
âWhat are you doing..?â He was getting annoyed with these antics now.
âJust having a midnight snack.â Itto had started gently nibbling on the doggos left ear for the funny.
âItâs not even midnightâŚâ He tried to flick his ear away, but⌠couldnât? âWhaâŚ? Hey!â
Itto was holding the doggy generalâs ear stuck in a nibble, playfully giggling with his mouth closed. Gorou rolled his eyes. âHa ha, very funny. Let go!â he said, gently trying to pull away.
âM-m.â Saying âNuh-uhâ wasnât possible without opening his mouth, but Gorou understood it anyway. Itto thought this was hilarious!
âItâs not funny! Ooh, Iâll give you something to laugh at!â He growed, swiftly unleashing a playful punishment.
âMhmhmhmhm-hmhmhmhm!! Mhmhmhehehahahahaha!! W-Wait nohohohoho!!â Gorou successfully freed his ear by tickling the oniâs sides, making him open his mouth to laugh out loud.
âThis is what you get for all that mischief!â he said, scribbling all over Ittoâs sides and ribs.
âNo you arenât! You do this almost every night!â Gorou exclaimed. He actually didnât mind it that much, but this was a good excuse to tickle his beloved oni and admire that beautiful smile of his.
âHahahaha!! I-hehehe! I mehehean it thihis tihihihime! EEK! Nohohot thehehehere!!â Itto squeaked, giggling his head off and squirming.
âYou say that every time!â Gorou started playfully vibrating his fingers into his lower ribs. Ittoâs squirming quickly grew as he threw his head back to laugh louder. Thatâs when his eye mask slipped down over his eyes, which made the tickling feel worse.
âBWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! IHIHI- PFFWAHAHAHAHAHA!! I really mean it this time!! PlehehEHEHEHAHAHA!!â Itto managed to get a quick sentence in before being interrupted by his own laughter.
âUgh, you say that every time too. Boooo, get new material!â Gorou taunted playfully, moving his hands up to poke and tickle Ittoâs upper ribs.
âEehehehehahahaha!! Ihihi canât help ihihihit!â he giggled, trying to defend himself.
âYouâd best behave yourself, or else youâre in for more tickles!â Gorou said, playfully clawing at Ittoâs abs and tum, making him wheeze and laugh louder while playfully kicking his legs.
âWill you behave? Hmmm~?â Gorou gently scratched at his bellybutton.
âEEK!! NAHAHAHAHAHA- *hic* N-NAHAHAHAT THEHEHEHERE!!â Itto squealed and shook his head on reflex.
âTickle tickle tickle~â Gorou teased, moving back to playfully dig below the oniâs ribs before blowing a raspberry in the middle of his abs.
âWhoa!â Itto squirmed so much it was getting hard for Gorou to stay on top, so he stopped tickling to keep himself balanced. But once it stopped, Itto quickly calmed down to a giggling mess rather than an earthquake, moving his eye mask back up to defend himself better.
âWill you behave now, you big goofball?â Gorou asked, playfully poking over and over at random spots.
âAck-! Ehehehehehehehehe!! Nohohoho!!â Itto began giggling like a maniac at the random sensations, trying to grab the generalâs wrists. Unfortunately, heâd had his hand-eye coordination tickled out of him, so he couldnât quite reach.
âNo? Thatâs too bad⌠Iâll have to go for more drastic measures then!â Gorou saw his opportunity and quickly jabbed his hands into Ittoâs armpits, trapping them under his arms and making him yelp loudly.
âWill you behave now?â Gorou asked, holding his hands still.
âEEK! OKOKOKOK Iâll behahahave! I swear! Iâm sohorrehehehehehe!!â Itto said through his frantic giggling, squeezing his eyes shut.
âReeeaally? Hmm, are you sure~?â Gorou teased. For once it was his turn to be in chargeâŚ
âYehehehes!! Yes Iâm sure! Plehehease!! A-Anywhere but there!â Itto pleaded, giggling desperately. âI-Iâll leave your ears alone, I promise!â
Although winning like this was a lot of fun, Gorou decided to show mercy and stop tickling. âOh, alright, fine. I guess Iâll spare you this time. Gimmie my hands back!â He said, pulling his hands out after Itto loosened up, still giggling a lot. Then, Gorou playfully nuzzled and kissed him all over his face before laying back down and lovingly snuggling up to him.
âDid you have fun, sweetheart?â Gorou asked, smiling and booping his nose. He looked so adorable, he thought, holding his face for a moment to give him a kiss.
âYeheah⌠hehehe⌠that tickled..!â Itto giggled, catching his breath. His cheeks were flushed red from all that.
âI know, hehe! Iâm still surprised you can squeal like that.â Gorou teased, giving his boyfriend a cheeky grin.
âWha- Huh?! Excuse me? I donât squeal!â Itto protested, feeling an embarrassed blush coming.
âYes you do, I heard it!â Gorou replied with a laugh, gently nuzzling his neck.
âPfft- n-no I donât! I would never!â Itto scoffed and looked away stubbornly. How dare this little guy make such a claim about the one and oni?
âOh really? HmmâŚâ
âYeah, really- wh..?â
Gorou slipped the eye mask downâŚ
âHey! I canât seEEEEHEHEHEHE!!â
âŚand blew a raspberry on his neck while tickling his ear.
âAhahahahaha!! Come ohohon! I wasnât ready!â
âWhat was that noise?â Gorou teased, gently tickling both ears while uncontrollable, high pitched giggles poured out of the oni.
âEeheeheheehehe!! Not the ears!â Itto squeaked, trying to cover his ticklish ears.
ââOoh I donât squealâ he saysâŚâ Gorou taunted, quickly scribbling over Ittoâs now exposed armpits, which did in fact result in a surprised squeal as he clamped his arms down.
âHehe, you liar~â He said, kissing his beloved on the cheek.
âTh-That doesnât count! I wasnât ready!â Itto moved his eye mask back up so he could see.
âOk, what if I prepare you then~?â Gorou grinned with mischief.
âThreeâŚâ Gorou wiggled his fingers around above Itto.
âWhat- wahahait..!â Itto began giggling nervously.
âTwoâŚâ
âDohohonât..!â He couldnât tell what his next move would be!
âOne!â Gorou quickly poked Ittoâs bellybutton, resulting in another surprised squeal.
âEEP!! Hahahahahaha! Stop tickling me!!â Itto blushed with embarrassment, still refusing to accept that he, of all people oni, just made that noise. He would never!
âHehehe, youâre like a squeaky toy!â Gorou exclaimed, giggling at how adorable Itto was and gently squishing his face.
âI- wha- s-squeaky toy?!â He could mot believe his ears!
âYeah! Youâre so cute~ Hahaha!â
âWho are you calling a squeaky toy?! How dare you?â Itto questioned, sitting up dramatically and glaring at Gorou. He seemed mad.
âAha, I-Itto, my love, I was just joking! No need to get âangyâ nowâŚâ Gorou booped his nose, instantly regretting his taunts. Oh, he shouldnât have done thatâŚ
âOohohoho, thatâs it! Youâre in BIG trouble now!â He grabbed his wrist.
âWhah-? AAH!â Itto playfully wrestled Gorou off of himself, turning the tables by pinning him down, with a mischievous grin on his face.
âWahahait! Wait!! Ittohoho dohohonât!!â Gorou pleaded as Itto pinned his arms above his head, rendering him giggly and helpless.
âDid you really think Iâd let you get away with that? Huh?!â Itto growled, playfully faking his so-called anger with an obvious smile on his face, and teasingly moving Gorouâs shirt up to reveal his tummy.
âAAH!! W-Wahahait! N-Not there!! Plehehehehease!â Gorou squirmed, trying his hardest to pull his arms back down, fearing the ticklish assault that would come.
âYes there~ hehe! What do you have to say for yourself, pup?â Itto held his hand above Gorouâs tummy, wiggling his fingers and grinning with mischief.
âEEK!! Wahahahait!! Dohohonât!! Iâm sorry!! Forgive mehehehe!!â Gorou pleaded, giggling excitedly and wagging his tail uncontrollably.
âHmm, not a very convincing plea. Hehe, youâre about to be destroyed!â Itto said, giggling to himself. His boyfriend was so cute! âIâm gonna get you~â
âNononononohohoho!! Wahahahahait!!â Gorou couldnât contain himself as those pesky fingers began wiggling faster and inching closer. Itâs like he could feel the tickling already!
âHahahaha! Why are you laughing so much? Iâm not even touching you yet! Youâre so silly~â Itto teased, laughing along and smiling brightly.
âPlehehehehease!! Dohohonât tehehease!!â Gorou whined, feeling his face heat up.
âHehe, why not? Are you ticklish? Hmm?â He began moving his hand around in circles above his giggling boyfriend, wiggling his fingers around to tease the rest of him as well.
âIhihihittohohoho!!â Gorou wasnât strong enough to pull his arms down, so he could neither protect his tum nor cover his blushing face. His squirms and laughter increased whenever that darn hand came closer.
âIs youw wittle tummy ticklish? Aww, so cute~ I wonder what would happen if I tickled it~â Itto cooed, choosing to murder the poor general with silly baby-talk.
âItto plehehehease!! No more!!â Gorou cried, trying very hard to hide his face and failing to keep his wagging tail still. That teasing was unbearable! Oh Archons, how embarrassingâŚ
âHehehe⌠fine, fine, any last words~?â Itto asked menacingly, pausing his hand for a moment. The anticipation was certainly funny to watch.
âWAHAHAIT!! Plehehehease!! Iâm sohohorry!!â Gorou was already squirming like crazy to escape, but to no avail.
âHmm, maybe I can forgive you. But the tickle monster wonât! Imma getcha! Mwahahaha!â Itto wiggled his fingers again to bully the giggling general some more.
âNAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!! IHIHIâM SOHOHOHRREEHEHEHEHEHEHEE!!â Gorouâs pleas got interrupted by loud squeals of laughter as Ittoâs hand finally descended onto his tummy, playfully and quickly scribbling around all over the place. He made sure not to tickle too hard.
âWhoops! My hand slipped! Hehehe, tickle tickle tickle!â Itto teased, giggling along with Gorouâs hysteria.
âAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! PLEHEHEHEASE!! IHIHIT TIHIHICKLEHEHEHES!!â Gorou squealed, kicking uncontrollably and squirming wildly, wagging his tail at the speed of light.
âAww, is the wittle doggy general a wittle ticklish? Thatâs so cute! Kitchy kitchy kitchy kitchy koo~â Itto teased, playfully tickling on Gorouâs bellybutton. Who knew being evil on purpose could be so much fun?
âAHAHEEHEHEHAHA!!! NAHAHAT THEHEHEHERE!!!â Gorou bucked his hips as much as he could, but couldnât escape those vicious claws.
âHehehe, I see that tail wagginâ~! Youâre having fun, arenât you? Arenât you~?â Itto teased and slowed down to light tickling so Gorou could answer properly.
âEhehehehehehe! Plehehease! It tickles!!â He squeaked, giggling his adorable head off and dodging the question.
âAww! Youâre so cute! Hehe, Iâm not done with you yet~â Itto teased, booping Gorouâs nose.
âW-Wahahahait!!â The general got really nervous once Ittoâs face changed from silly smiles to a devious grin.
âHeheheh⌠tickletickletickletickle!â
âEEEEAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!â
Itto suddenly let go of Gorouâs wrists and began tickling his tummy again, using both hands to quickly scribble around while Gorouâs squeals of laughter returned.
âWhoâs the squeaky toy now, huh?â Itto teased, giggling to himself as Gorou failed to protect his sensitive tum.
âHehehe! Youâre so ticklish! Itâs so cute⌠Hmm⌠how âbout that midnight snack?â Itto said with a smile before leaning in to lovingly nuzzle and nibble on Gorouâs tum, using his hands to hold his hips in place.
âYouâre so cute I could eat you up~!â he said adoringly.
âEEK!! N-Not thahahahahat!! EEHEEHEE!!â
âGrr! The tickle monster is hungry!â Itto teased, playfully nibbling on Gorouâs ribs and tum, making him squeal.
âOm nom nom nom! Mmm! Yummy!â Itto teased, giggling before playfully blowing raspberries on him while gently tickling his sides.
âAAAIIEEHEHEHEHEHEE!!! NAHAHAT THAHAHAHAT!!â Gorou screeched, squirming and flailing like crazy under his boyfriendâs tickles.
âYes that~ hehehe!â Itto replied, inhaling and blowing more raspberries on him for the funny.
âWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!! *hic* M-MEHEHEHERCYHEHE!! MERCY!!!â Gorou screamed through his wild laughter, grabbing Ittoâs horns to pull his head away from himself.
âOw! Ow- ow ow-! Hey!â Itto stopped tickling and grabbed Gorouâs wrists so heâd let go.
âPlehehehehease!! No mohohohore!! I canât breathe!â Gorou pleaded, giggling his head off and trying to catch his breath. Heâd reached his limit, the poor thing. His tail was still wagging, though.
âAw, alright, alright. Iâll give you a break! Hehe, sorry, pup. Are you alright?â Itto replied, letting go of his wrists and giving him soft belly rubs and headpats as rewards for surviving, and to help get rid of the leftover tingles.
âAhahehe⌠haha⌠heâŚ! Wahahait a sehehecâŚ!â
âItâs okay, pup. You can breathe aaallll you want. Hehe, whoâs a good boy?â Itto said, petting him more to help him calm down.
âWh-?! Hehehe...! H-How dare you..?â Gorou whined, blushing and covering his face in embarrassment. He was still full of leftover giggles from all that tickling.
âHahahahaha! Sorry, pup. Just messing with ya. You took all that like a champ!â Itto replied, gently squishing the generalâs face. âYouâre so cute!! I love you~â he said, kissing his forehead.
âHehehe⌠love you too, hehe...â Gorou blushed. He felt so loved⌠and so happyâŚ
âDo you need some water, sweetie?â Itto asked, gently stroking his cheek.
âY-Yes, please...â
âDonât you worry, lilâ guy! Iâll be right back!â Itto said with a smile, ruffling Gorouâs hair before leaving to fetch him something to drink. When Itto came back, Gorou had caught his breath and calmed down, sitting up to accept the glass of water while wagging his tail.
âAre you alright, pup?â Itto asked,
âHehe.. yeah, Iâm alright. Thank you.â
âIâm glad you had fun, haha! Hehe, can I kiss you, you cutie pie?â Itto asked playfully.
âO-Oh- uh- um⌠s-sure...â Gorou was too shy to answer properly. Itto smiled and gave him a lilâ kiss on the forehead. Then he kissed him on the cheek. Then the other, making sure to go âmwwah!â every time. Multiple soft kisses for the little warrior, all over his face!
âAww, you like that?â Itto asked with a big smile, which made Gorou blush like a cherry.
âUh- I- u-um-â he struggled to reply properly, opting to hide his face instead. Itto laughed in response and pulled him into a tight hug.
âItto... Iâm really tired⌠can we please go to sleep now?â Gorou asked, yawning and rubbing his eyes.
âWha? Already? But.. we ca-..â Before he could protest, he was interrupted by a big yawn, too. They are contagious, after all.
âYes, already, silly...â Gorou said sleepily, booping the oniâs nose again and softly giggling at the expression he made. âCome on, letâs snuggleâŚâ he said, laying down.
âSuuuure, letâs snuggle!â Itto responded with a playful smirk and laid down on top of his boyfriend, covering them both with a blanket.
âAh..! I-Itto! Y-Youâre too heavy!â Gorou said, squirming in that snuggle trap. Theyâd both forgotten how heavy Itto was in comparison.
âHey, you wanted me to come cuddle...â Itto said, playfully nuzzling the generalâs neck.
âEep! Th-That tickles!â Gorou squeaked, giggling and weakly trying to push Ittoâs head away.
âMm... youâre warm...â Itto replied sleepily. He sorta didnât seem to be tickling on purpose this time, but kept nuzzling anyway to show affection.
âEhehehe! G-Get ohohoff..!â Gorou whined, mercilessly poking and scribbling at Ittoâs sides and waist in retaliation.
âEhehHEEHE! WheHEhehey!! EheheHehehEHEH!â The oni wasnât able to stay on top for very long as Gorou was determined to tickle him away. âEhEHEhe! StohOHOHOhop! Iâll get ohohoff!â Itto giggled and rolled to the side, feeling too sleepy for a second round.
âPhew⌠y-youâre a little too big for thatâŚâ Gorou said, stretching before turning on his side.
âHehe⌠nah, youâre just tiny.â Itto replied, stretching as well before wrapping his arms around his beloved boyfriend from behind, being the big spoon for their sleepy cuddles. Itto held him close in a warm, loving embrace and nuzzled his head.
âHehehe! Teeny tiny little man~!â Itto had just found The funniest joke of all time, apparently.
âOh, quiet with you.â Gorou replied, playfylly trying to cover Ittoâs mouth. âStop laughing! Itâs not funny!â he said, starting to giggle as well.
âHehehehehahaha!â Unfortunately for both of them, because Itto was so sleepy, he couldnât stop giggling at the phrase âteeny tinyâ for a solid two minutes, accidentally bringing Gorou down with him. But once their giggling fits had finally died down, they could resume their warm snuggles as if (almost) nothing happened. Gorouâs cheeks hurt from smiling so muchâŚ
âGood night, Itto... you big gooberâŚâ
âHehehe⌠good night, GorouâŚâ
âSleep well, my love~â Gorou reached back to try to stroke his cheek.
Itto smiled and mumbled a sleepy âI love youâ before nuzzling his head again and dozing off. He forgot to pull his eye mask down first, so Gorou carefully did it for him so that he wouldnât wake up too early. Then, after enjoying more warm snuggles, the two were sound asleep, snoring quietly and drifting off to dream landâŚ
hi @vqler ! i know you can't see this because i have you blocked, but i just wanna address this one thing:
discussing porn with minors is bad.
it's actually insane that i have to say this. maybe it's different if they're 17 and you're 18, but you are fucking 23. you were 20 at the time of this. at that age there is absolutely NO instance in which talking about literal porn with children is okay. periods are an ENTIRELY different thing. there is a huge difference between explaining basic anatomy and fangirling over your shitty yaoi. it's not grooming to explain to a child what their body is going through, but you have WAY overstepped that line. you're a sick piece of shit and no matter what excuses you might have, you're a fucking groomer. people hate you for a very valid reason. this isn't "cancelling". this is the fucking law and basic human decency.
extremely important note: if an adult is ever willing (or, god forbid, excited) to talk about nsfw things with you when youâre a minor, they arenât âcoolâ or âdown to earth.â they are preying on you. PLEASE BE SAFE ONLINE!
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hi @vqler ! i know you can't see this because i have you blocked, but i just wanna address this one thing:
discussing porn with minors is bad.
it's actually insane that i have to say this. maybe it's different if they're 17 and you're 18, but you are fucking 23. you were 20 at the time of this. at that age there is absolutely NO instance in which talking about literal porn with children is okay. periods are an ENTIRELY different thing. there is a huge difference between explaining basic anatomy and fangirling over your shitty yaoi. it's not grooming to explain to a child what their body is going through, but you have WAY overstepped that line. you're a sick piece of shit and no matter what excuses you might have, you're a fucking groomer. people hate you for a very valid reason. this isn't "cancelling". this is the fucking law and basic human decency.
allowing someone like this to come back has had me appalled for god knows how long. iâve felt insane because barely anyone has given a fuck that someone with PROOF of talking to minors inappropriately and admitting to it came back with barely any backlash. (even though he of course sees zero issue with it, as seen in the quote above)
it pains me that this community hasnât and most likely will not ever care about children. itâs fine as long as your blorboâs on screen, right? iâm disappointed. i have been.
hi @vqler ! i know you can't see this because i have you blocked, but i just wanna address this one thing:
discussing porn with minors is bad.
it's actually insane that i have to say this. maybe it's different if they're 17 and you're 18, but you are fucking 23. you were 20 at the time of this. at that age there is absolutely NO instance in which talking about literal porn with children is okay. periods are an ENTIRELY different thing. there is a huge difference between explaining basic anatomy and fangirling over your shitty yaoi. it's not grooming to explain to a child what their body is going through, but you have WAY overstepped that line. you're a sick piece of shit and no matter what excuses you might have, you're a fucking groomer. people hate you for a very valid reason. this isn't "cancelling". this is the fucking law and basic human decency.
extremely important note: if an adult is ever willing (or, god forbid, excited) to talk about nsfw things with you when youâre a minor, they arenât âcoolâ or âdown to earth.â they are preying on you. PLEASE BE SAFE ONLINE!