rosy as a flushed red apple skin

my favourite bit right now is saying "scientists still don't know" in relation to something I (One Single Scientist) specifically do not know the answer to

Lian

idk i think you should make this character's heterosexuality relevant to the narrative. i mean why are they cis if it's not servicing the plot. you can't just throw story elements in for no reason if you're gonna make an able bodied character it should really serve a purpose. like why are they white are you just trying to fill a checklist? :/

I am unobservant, this is definitely Janus because he keeps twitching his head side to side in that adorable serpentine way 😔

tumblr is great bc its like a diary where I can take other peoples diary entries and glue them into my own diary

OH FUCK.... why haven't i thought about it

Hey all, while we're busy normalizing women with hairy legs, hairy armpits and bushy pubes, let's also normalize women with hairy upper lips, hairy chins, hairy side burns, hairy chests, and all the other places where women are supposedly magically hair-free.

fuck

do me a favor and plz reblog with your five most recently used non-face, non-hand, non-heart emojis

👁️✨💥💀🫂

omg omg omg how neat!!

Hi

OK NOW THAT I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION WHAT ARE YOUR FAV TICKLE TROPES

Friendly creatures who like tickling people. Bonus points if they're tiny and they do that silly trope where they crawl inside a persons shirt to tickle them. It's always fun watching a character shriek and wriggle/thrash around to try and get them out

AWWWWWW yay!!! 🐾

Thinking about how hard Janus laughs at Remus’s “vat of human excrement” comment in “what makes the perfect gift” like he definitely thinks Remus is the funniest mf ever I just KNOW it

i basically assume that people don’t like me unless they explicitly tell me they like me and then periodically remind me

MY LIFE. I even keep asking my mother if she still loves me (she's not the kind of mother who makes it hard to believe)

Missing a fictional character is not for the weak because what do you mean I want Logan Sanders to hold me and tell me everything is okay while I fidget with his tie and he lectures me on self-worth. I want to play with his hair. I want to hug him.

Ugh yes... him and Patton...