take several loads off

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

your email found me at the grocery store irl. that's crazy that you gave it little legs and everything. it walked right up to me. everyone was so scared one person screamed when i picked it up. i said it's okay you just do this kind of thing sometimes. while i was reading, its little legs were just sort of dangling in the air. someone asked me if it's alive and if holding it like that made it uncomfortable. i told them idk i just get the emails i don't send them.

entry-level job with a 23k salary asking me to write a minimum 2,500-word essay where i extravagantly praise The Company and express dewy-eyed admiration for their Glorious Mission Statement. i hope king arthur returns and slices every hiring manager to ribbons with his big sword

I support mint chocolate haters because it means I get more mint chocolate, the greatest combo in the universe

I support mint chocolate haters because it means I get more mint chocolate, the greatest combo in the universe

Try not to cum in my labyrinth of terror

the thing about evangelizers is that it is fundamentally rude to walk up to strangers and try to convince them to change religions, but even non/loose christians who don't evangelize don't understand this

Look, I understand that we might seem rude from your point of view. But from our point of view we are literally trying to save your life.

"might seem rude" and its advocating for a white supremacist's colonizer religion that you dress up in paternalistic saviorite "you dont know how much danger youre in, i know more about your problems than you do" but if someone flips the script on you worthless niggas and says hey dont be christian! youre not actually happy contributing to the continued death and flattening of multiple cultures and belief systems all in service of a singular patriarchal god who has a REALLY bad track record of stopping genocide or literally like. almost any suffering. then suddenly SUDDENLYYYYYYYY you losers are actually being persecuted and discriminated against and youre just being niiiiice. youre just being so nice. save your bullshit for someone who cares.

three posts down this bitch is posting about female submission and male dominance

I'm gonna be honest for a second. I cant believe people still care about Taylor swift.