Undead Suggests

PEOPLE ASSUMING YOU'RE EVIL JUST COS YOU'RE DEAD

literally everything to do with not having a functioning circulatory system no more

finding chicks who dig dead guys AND short guys!! as if my dating pool weren't already limited enough.......

rigor mortis in all the right places.................. ;)

LITERALLY LOSING YA HEAD!! why are decapitated bodies so STUPID!! seriously!! i’m over here ya headless mook!!!!!!

rigor mortis in ALL the WRONG places!!!!!!

JUST BECAUSE SOMEONE’S ALREADY DEAD DOES NOT MAKE IT OKAY TO KILL THEM AGAIN!!!! IT’S STILL MURDER, ASHHOLE!! AND IT HURTS!!!

being stuck in a freaky hell dimension where time don’t exist between demonic regenerations and not being able to UPDATe YA BLOG!!!!!!!!!!!

MAGGOTS! FUCKING MAGGOTS! DISGUSTING LITTLE PARASITES WRITHING ABOUT IN YOUR DEAD FLESH! SO GROSS!

getting really bad dry mouth cos your saliva glands don’t function anymore

drink a pint of formaldehyde every morning to slow the decomposition process and keep your corpse preserved

is there anything WORSE than having a demon trying to inhabit your reanimated corpse while you’re still hanging out in it? yEAH that’s right! i’m talking to you, you kandarian dickheads! you’re assholes and nobody wants to fucking join you!

i’m so fucking sick of these necromancer motherfuckers who think they can just revive and command whoever the fuck they want