i’ll try to spare u from the hyperfixation

saw a succ post the other day where someone said like “i love it when they go on an evil little field trip” and it’s SOO true like these are literally the best kinds of episodes

succession is a great show bc a character will say that they sent more than a few liters of their own blood to someone and it's not even like in the top 3 important things that happened in the episode

“i’m the eldest boy” kendall feverishly asserting a claim that isn’t even true…. to hold on to a title that was promised to him when he was in the 2nd grade. he’s still a child trying to lord over his little sister, wrestling his brother to the ground. kendalllll kendall kendall it was never you

what if your dad DIED and your sister was PREGNANT and your cousin was ANNOYING and your brother was MEAN cause you MESSED UP then you CRIED on CAMERA in front of your MILFY EX SITUATIONSHIP and then your nazi boyfriend BETRAYED you and you RAN OUT of your dads funeral and someone HIT YOU because you purposefully instigated them in the street and you FELL DOWN and WENT MISSING