*Honks from beyond the Grave*

The one thing about gender is that frankly my ideal gender situation has very little to do with me and infinitely more to do with everyone else on the earth who cannot be fuuuuuuuuucking cool about anything ever

does anyone else think about how brave all their friends are and get really emotional about it

I'm glad everyone is alive rn

i hear they're putting pussy in arizona green tea lately

the best thing a fictional man can be is having the worst time of his life

i wish my brain were not full of gludge. i would like to be using it & because of the gludge i cannot do that.

the urge to write never leaves but the motivation to do so is a lover lost at war

when someone calls me their friend my heart skips a beat it’s like i won at being myself

Something that is normal to want to achieve

people who are like "but with universal healthcare you'll have to pay taxes!!! Up to 8%!!!" Are so funny. Like as opposed to the 16% of my gross paycheck that goes to private insurance, that won't cover shit unless i call my insurance company, then my doctor, then my pharmacy, then my doctor again because theyre pretty sure insurance got approved then my insurance company because they didn't get the letter, then my doctor again, then the pharmacy again, and then the copay i still am on the hook for.