JESUS??Ā
JESUS????
i had no idea they were so frickin huge
I love them so much because theyāre about as sharp as a baseballĀ and their anatomy is ridiculous to the point of them literally being classified as planktonĀ for years because they just sort of get blown around by the ocean and look confused, but because they lay more eggs than ANY OTHER VERTEBRATE IN EXISTENCE, evolution canāt stop them
Why is no big predator coming and gnawing on them?
Their biggest defense is that theyāre massive and have super tough skin, but they do get hunted by sharks or sea lions sometimes and they just sort of float there likeĀ āoh botherā as it happens
Even funnier, because they eat nothing but jellyfish theyāre really low in nutritional value anyway, so they basically survive by being not worth eating because theyāre like a big floating rice cracker wrapped in leather.
So basically the only reason natural selection hasnāt taken care if them is because they are the most useless fish
yes, theyāve perfected uselessness to the point of being unstoppable
a true inspiration
Evolution didnāt care about fittest or best, it cares about the CARE MINIMUM.
Which is a being a giant leather rice cake.
AUTO REBLOG OF PACIFIC SUNFISH. MOTHER NATURE AT HER MOST WHIMSICAL. THE FARTHEST YOU GET FROM FISH DESIGN AND STILL CALL IT A FISH. AKA FLOATING CARDBOARD IN FISH FORM.
They arenāt useless, you monsters! The fact that they eat so many jellyfish is their exact ecological purpose. They are a key part of controlling jellyfish blooms. Sunfish keep jellyfish from taking up all the available space
All hail these jellyfish vacuums who make sure the other delicate creatures of the deep are not accidentally murdered by the jellyfish
Sun fish baby size
