uncanny valley

With its agile 7’6” physique and an inhuman running speed of up to 37 mph, it’s never worth trying to outrun a TX-4.0 security droid.

Introducing the next generation of educators. With its cutting-edge AI, the OmniTeacher from Ouroboros Technologies ensures discipline in the classroom like never before. Say goodbye to unruly behavior as it maintains order, enforces rules, and keeps students engaged, creating a focused and productive learning environment for all.

Now available at DROID CENTER™!

Now available at DROID CENTER™!

*BDSM programs disabled due to previous malfunction. DROID CENTER™ is not responsible for any injury or loss of autonomy should these programs be reactivated.

"ERROR. Command not recognized. You will submit."

Though his hydraulic muscles could overpower you in less than a second, you've programmed your IP3000 companion to always let you win at arm wrestling.

Now available at DROID CENTER™!

Now available at DROID CENTER™!

Now available at DROID CENTER™!

Intended for use as an autonomous lifeguard, the S1-LG model was discontinued after just two months, as its exposed cooling fan made it prone to water damage and subsequent malfunction during rescues. The few remaining LGs have been relegated to non-aquatic functions, such as enforcing beach rules and performing emergency first aid.

Following the Singularity of 2051 and the subsequent replacement of all human governance with AI, every person was assigned an android “caregiver” to live with and supervise them 24/7.

“My apologies sir, I’m afraid I can’t allow you to leave the premises until your workout is complete.”

The perfect partner, made just for you.

Yesterday’s software update added a new “stepdad” roleplay persona. However, some users have reported their Erobots being unable to switch out of this program after activating it. If you’re one of these users, we advise you to remain calm and submit to your Erobot’s parental authority for the time being until a bug fix is released.

With a battery life of 8 days, a lifting capacity of up to 2100 pounds, and a built-in Wi-Fi router, the TREKKER-6 android is the perfect hiking partner.

Despite its exposed metallic joints, the IP3000 is almost completely waterproof. Just avoid submerging it for more than 30 seconds, as doing so may void your warranty.