Shame Soaked Daughter

ill be real ive never had such an extreme gatekeeper demon response than what ive experienced surrounding nirvanna the band the show the movie like…. i literally hadn’t met a person that knew that show before the movie came out besides my sister and being able to present it to people and be like ohooook you’re in for a treat was so exciting. now people are bringing up the movie to ME… “omg have you seen-” shut your fucking mouth. You don’t know about any of that.…………… whatever you don’t love matt johnson like i do i bet you didn’t even see blackberry and if you did i bet you didn’t know anything about him and by the way while we’re on the subject he would hate you and he would love me and if you don’t get the webseries refs literally do not bring anything up to me and if i say “ah vegetable spring roll!” and you don’t know what im talking about or if i squint my eyes and say “the bank” and you don’t know what im talking about or if i say “i actually feel like I’m being chased by demons that’s how awake i am” and you don’t know what im talking about you need to stop talking to me about the movie.

it’s actually so romantic when you start paying for your girlfriends cats vet appointments… we moved in together so actually that baby is mine. please take my $800 for her rotten tooth and itchy skin meds and constipation pills. i am her mommy now