You're Ugly.

I’d really like to be taken out tbh. in a date way or a sniper way I have no preference

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I’m every one in this

Ok so I’m 22 now and I just got thrown back to 8th grade and remembered the most savage thing a teacher has ever done to me.. so keep in mind this was back in the day guys I’m pretty much a grandma we didn’t ever have phones in class like half the people didn’t even own a cell phone yet this was 2007, so it’s like the first week of school and me and my bestie were passing notes, in the note we were talking about who we were crushing on in our class and our teacher fucking took the note, she just fuckin grabbed it and snatched it right out of my hand guys. I was SHOOK. Was she gonna read it? Was she gonna show the guys?? She didn’t say a word she just stormed off to her desk like some BAD shit just went down. We kept staring at her and she left it on her desk, she was hoarding it up there and everyone in the class had their eyes on it, they wanted to know what the note said and we couldn’t let that happen because 8th GRADERS ARE MEAN. The class is dead silent and she had us all reading a book, so we were plotting how to retrieve the note. She KEPT GLARING AT US WITH A SMIRK I’LL NEVER FORGET, she was about to do something. We were waiting for her move. So it’s still dead silent and then we hear the printer going!! What is she printing?! Well then she started passing out the papers and it said “get to know your partner” at the top. Me and my Bff just looked at each other with our eyes wide as hell like she forgot about the note?? But no. She didn’t forget. She wrote the name of our partners in the top corners and guys She fucking paired us with our crushes. I’m not even kidding u. She made us go home and do homework on them. We had to guess their favorite movie and type of music, the next day came and we had to get with our partners and go over our answers and WHILE I WAS GUESSING HIS FAVORITE SPORTS TEAM SHE JUST DROPPED THE NOTE ON MY DESK. I slammed my hand onto it so hard he probably thought I was having a seizure or something. RIP me

I love gordo because he never bitched about the friendzone. He was just a guy who happened to love his bestfriend, but he stayed a good, real, friend.

OH MY GODDDDD

my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”

i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone

If you don’t reblog cauliflower granddad, then you’re just a mean person.

sucks when you’re just sitting around having an okay day and suddenly a wave of I Wanna Die™ hits you

Don’t you hate when you have to go somewhere and you have to say bye to your dog and they give you that sad puppy dog face, then you finally say bye and you get all the way to your car and you have to go back inside and say bye all over again OMG