if you are reading this i want you to stop for a moment and imagine a crab

do care + did ask + im hugging you + im hugging you + im hugging you + im hugging you + im hugging you

I just love it when video games let you do really stupid shit that kills you immediately. I love being like "oh this is a terrible idea" and being able to do it and then die. It's good game design.

the way the whole world is built on the suffering of billions of women lol.... the way women have suffered everywhere in the world for centuries... lmao.... like this must be some sort of sick joke right like this isnt real right

just give me 20 to 40 minutes to think on it and i can come up with the most passably human sentences you've ever heard so help me god

“Don’t rub your eyes it leads to wrinkles and eye bags!!” you live in a world where you feel guilt over even the most microscopic of life’s pleasures and I will never want to join you there

this website is too fucking easy you make a post about transgender gay sex or the skull and people black out and hit reblog

they should invent a mother who is normal and says normal things and has normal interactions with her child

firefox is good because it has a fox in it

“you mean you like the mascot?” yes but no. firefox is good about stuff like optimization and adblock. it’s like that specifically because they put a fox in there. the fox did that for you.

put a vole in your disc drive for the fox. it’s doing a good job.

this is infinitely scarier than the original

So anyway kiddos, feel free to call yourself gay. It is an umbrella term.

pls gay 14 year olds on twitter and tik tok are trying their fucking best to decide who can use what, who can say what, etc. without being knowledgeable on queer history or having an ounce of common sense. can they just, not force people into further boxes and understand that queer identity is a fluid thing?

the funniest fucking thing just happened i’m in a goth clothing store in camden and a bead fell and bounced on the floor and everyone in the room heard it and checked their piercings. the sound of fear