Una voz mas

Thor has stated multiple (27) times that he isn’t afraid to punch an old man.

Steve does it anyway.

Peter Q: flew out the window

Thor: flew-

Peter Q: yeah. Out the window. Left glass everywhere, Thor. You’re ruining my ship Thor- where are yoU TAKING US STOP THAT

Steve, arm raised for the past 42 hours: oh it hasn’t arrived yet :)

Thor:

Steve: :)

Thor: *sticks his arm out at the same time*

Mjolnir, stranded in space:

Rabbit, strawberry frosting on his face: you know the rules. No hammer over it = fair game

Thor: BUT I HAD KEPT TH-

Thor:

Thor:

Thor:

Thor:

——

Peter Quill, 6 hours later: he’s just been staring out of the window for the past six hours with silent tears streaming down his face.

Thor:

Peter Quill: He’s broken.

Thor:

**later**

Thor, coming out of the shower one day: that’s it. THAT’S IT. I GIVE UP. IT’S GONE AGAIN.

Thor: WHICH OF YOU JACKASSES TOLD STEVE I’M TAKING A BATH

Groot: I am Groot

Thor: no, you didn’t tell him, you’re too sweet for that.

Thor: Quail?

Peter: it’s Quill, and don’t look at me, look at Rocket!

Rocket: What? I didn’t tell him

Peter: that’s weird, how do you even know someone told Steve

Rocket: becaUSE STEVE’S LITERALLY ONLINE ON THE INTERCOM RIGHT NOW

—

Steve, waving: hi guys! I miss you! Come over for lunch sometime :)

—

Drax: suspicious

Rocket: NO IT’S NOT

Rocket: maybe it was Groot, Steve likes him an awful lot anyway

Groot: I AM GROOT

Peter: oh yeah? Then what were you doing by the intercom system just 82 minutes ago

Drax: he likes talking to the better Peter, everyone knows that

Peter: what the fuck do you mean “better”-

Rocket: alright, alright, let’s not fight. Just call it back, Thor

Peter: no, we have to get to the bottom of this.

Drax: you know, Thor’s been awfully quiet-

Thor: WHY THE FUCK WOULD I TELL HIM ABOUT MY OWN GODDAMN HAMMER

**much later**

Thor: nobody told Steve. I hid the hammer under my bed.

Thor: I predict ten minutes from now, they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces laser guns in their hands.

Cleaning women washing a crucifix, 1938

Based off of @turbobyakuren’s amazing text post on twitter!

“it’ll be fine”

“That’s what Checks and Balances™️ are for :))))”

“It can’t happen here this is AMERICA”

”We just need to survive the four years until Kamala Harris”

Like….not to be r u d e but 1) you were wrong and 2) there are mass protests on June 30th and if you actually care about this country your ass had better be there.

imagine fucking up that badly. imagine trying to design an ugly villainess and ending up w an absolute sexpot