Me: *runs into living room* LADY GAGA IS IN MELBOURNE! OMG! OMG! OMG!
Grandmother:
Grandmother:
Grandmother: ....And?
Me: Do you not understand? She's within a 25 kilometre radius of us as we speak! ERMAHGERD I NEED TO MEET HER!
Grandmother: You're an odd child.
Me:
Me:
Me: :D *side-steps out of room*





















