Irradia amor ❤

“Straws give you wrinkles” “sunlight gives you age spots” “smiling with your eyes gives you laugh lines” okay but what if I did that. What if I drank Vanilla Coke from a bendy straw and danced in the sunlight and laughed with reckless abandon. What then. We all age we all get wrinkles we all grow old and dammit I will do it with the sun on my face and the joy of life at my back

no i dont think women starving themselves and reconstructing their entire faces with makeup and plastic surgery is feminism and female empowerment

How many people’s most beloved childhood stuffed animals are actually teddy bears, like I feel like that’s a thing someone made up. Reblog this and put what your longest owned and/or favorite stuffed animal as a child was in the tags, inquiring minds want to know

i am aware of the problems. however. i would rather be comfy in my bed. good night.

Scooby Doo is the most useless member of the scooby doo team why is the show named after him, the show should be called Velma

get dodgeballed idiot

god released me into the wild and now he’s hunting me for sport

i wouldve fallen in love right then & there ngl

I mean, I'm 44 and just learned that you can pick up an egg yolk. Seems like cursed knowledge to me.

Hi, science side of tumblr here! Egg yolk smooth, human finger smooth, no grippy. Garlic make human finger sticky, easy grippy on smooth yolk. Hope this helps!