sadness will last forever

salt & vinegar chips are snacks for fucking masochists. literally the entire flavour of the goddamn chip is “acetic acid, which will hurt your tongue, and then just salt on top of that to hurt it worse”. it’s brutal. this chip is designed to hurt you

the only reason i still have depression is because i can’t take my brain out of my skull and blow on it like a ds cartridge

literally every single thing I’ve ever said since day one has been dramatic I have to talk that way or I’ll die

i think the moon would like you

why? did she say something to you? tell me word for word

date a girl who wants to be a great ball of meat that bees can buzz around and eat

make that decision now. go to that coven meeting. become that bog witch. learn those nameless spells from nameless books left in the dirt. marry that cryptid. and flee from society to become a genderless speck of light in the forest.

i wanna marry somebody cuter than me but sadly…i am the cutest :/

my rooster doesn’t crow when the sun rises, he crows when he hears humans wake up, like you can literally just roll over in bed and he’s like “hoLY SHIT THAT’S A PEOPLE THE HUMAN ISAWAKE AHHH AHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”

the same rooster - god guys he’s so cute - he always lets hens eat treats first and won’t have any treats until they’ve had as much as they want, unless it’s a blueberry. shit, blueberries are like serious fucking business for Pharaoh. he’s a gentleman until the damn blueberries come out and then he don’t play no fuckin games

Quality rooster