The Umbrella Academy Memes and Re-Posts

‘Let me take over.’

kidnapper: We have your kid...

Allison: CLAIRE?!

kidnapper: What? no, your son.

Allison *relived and confused*: But i don’t have a son?

Kidnapper *getting frustrated*: then who’s this brunet kid who asked me for a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and called me a dickwad bastard when we didn’t have it?!”

Allison: Oh god they have five!

Five: I’m right here idiot!

Allison: Oh ok good.

Allison:

Allison:

Reginald:

Vanya: *Breaks Reginald’s favorite monocle*

Reginald:

The umbrella aCATemy (with bonus Vanya)

She didn’t speak a word until age seven.

She always turns on subtitles because things make more sense when she can see them.

Speaking of which, never give her a list verbally. Always write it down. She will not remember it if you just say it.

She can not estimate without a point of reference: How many people were in the crowd? No clue. That’s about a litre right? Don’t ask her. How far away was it? Uuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhh….

She chews on the ends of her sleeves…and hoodie strings…and headphone wires…and pretty much anything.

Allison bought her a weighted blanket for her birthday. She remembered that Vanya used to always stack all of the blankets she could find on top of herself as a kid, and she thought it might help.

She’s grateful for her small chest because she would rather die than wear a bra.

Marshmallows are nice because it’s like chewing foam without the danger.

Do not tickle her, or she will cry. You’ve been warned.

I noticed the neck rubbing too! I’m always up for more autistic!vanya.

She cracks her knuckles. Sometimes if one doesn’t crack, she has to restrain herself from just straight up breaking her finger.

She used to chew up the inside of her mouth really badly, but then she got a chewy necklace. No more bloody mouth!

Absolutely hates ASMR. Icky. Gross. Bad. Get out of my ear!!

Prefers loud, bass heavy music.

In addition to the neck rubbing, she also pulls at her hair. Not to the point of actually pulling it out, though.

Playing violin is very stimmy: Not only do you have to use your eyes, ears, and hands, but you’re allowed to and even SUPPOSED TO tap your foot!

Lives on potato chips because crunchy.

Scrunches her nose to the point that people think she has a facial tic.

MUST 

BOUNCE 

LEG

If I ever say no to an autistic Vanya prompt, assume I’ve died and been replaced. Also, here’s a previous set of stimming hcs I did.

She licks her lips and chews on them

does grabby hands when trying to remember something

If there’s too much audio stimulation, she can’t read. She knows she’s looking at words but there’s no hope of processing them.

collects fuzzy blankets because they’re warm and nice to rub your hands on

always slightly itchy

dangerously hot and cold showers

She doesn’t normally use fidget toys because she just drops them and gets frustrated.