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being online is so scary aren't you guys worried about the world wide spider

It took 36 years for someone to make this joke and by god it was worth the wait

wish i could have been a fly on the wall for THAT conversation! not because i wanted to hear it or anything but because i'd be a lil buuuuug

great thing. in the middle of the picture just as it deserves due to it's importance. beautiful. however the longer I look at it the longer I feel like it's eyes are following mine regardless of from what position I look at my phone. is your cat a spirit of sorts.

tucson aint got much but it does have a bridge shaped like a rattlesnake

glad people are reblogging my friend the bridge snake

#all they serve is cunt

normalize being dogshit amateur at your special interests and hyperfocuses. no more autistic savants. yes i am very into that topic no i am not good at it. we exist <3

i had a nightmare last night i was at a marina with my friend and there were saltwater crocodiles swimming all around and she said, "don't worry, they won't come up on the docks. they don't hurt people." and i said, "what about that one? does that one hurt people" and she said, "which one?" and my dream comedically cut to a crocodile in the water wearing a Jason mask.