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vesperosy

this tweet has been fucking killing me

galindatopland

women are half the population

shittysawtraps

can i be a big hater about something unrelated for a second

shittysawtraps

ok awesome

so i have finished a psychological thriller novel, and have begun the process of doing research so i can prepare to query agents. now, my novel has some pretty intense triggers in it, so i am aware it’s a bit of a hard sell– that being said, many agents have a “do not send me your novel if it has these things” list, so that’s what I’m looking for so i don’t accidentally trigger someone.

so i’m going down this list, and i find this agent. their “do not send me” list includes the following: non-consent/sexual violence, age gaps, teacher/student relationships, stalkers, cheating, everyone dies at the end, miscarriage/pregnancy, and abuse masked as love.

okay, cool! everyone has different tolerances for stuff, and it’s perfectly reasonable to not want to be involved with a story that has stuff you’re uncomfortable with. not the agent for me, but good on them for defining their boundaries.

but then i scroll back up and they’re requesting for gothic horror.

excuse me?????????

gothic horror without pregnancy or miscarriage? gothic horror without cheating? without stalking? gothic horror without major character deaths? GOTHIC HORROR WITHOUT ABUSE BEING FRAMED AS LOVE AND THE INTERROGATION OF THAT DYNAMIC?????

HEY CAN I GET A GOTHIC HORROR WITH NOTHING???

THAT’S JUST A STORY ABOUT A BIG HOUSE

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<3

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yu-mei-00

"Vampires" by Takato Yamamoto

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mortalityplays

today at the grocery store a man asked if I knew where the broccoli was and I said damn no I haven't seen it, and he said I need broccoli I can't find the broccoli, and I said I don't know where it is either but I'll keep my eye out, and then we both went our separate ways. when I passed him again I asked if he found the broccoli and he said no!! I still can't find the broccoli!! and I said oh no. maybe there isn't any. maybe they're all out. and we commiserated. but then later as I was walking around in circles like a dazed housefly looking for hot sauce I saw a secret additional vegetable bay behind the magazines and there was the broccoli!! but by then I couldn't see the man any more. he must have left, imagining there to be no broccoli. perhaps because I suggested they were all out. I reflected upon my part in the tragedy. I should have told him not to give up, to keep looking, to search every corner and perhaps he would find his prize behind the magazines. but it was too late. my defeatism had instilled the certainty of failure in him, even though I was just as ignorant of the truth as he. and I did not buy the broccoli because I don't like it very much.

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falafels

fighting for my fucking life in the work gc because nobody else has curly hair. freaky ted why have you done this to me.

and that marg was good because my boss made a comment i didn’t care for on the monday of that week so i overserved everybody by at least a shot to haemorrhage stock. there was no skill involved i out enough tequila in that to end Your bloodline freaky ted

redpandarascal

Freaky Ted is living up to his name.

tulunnguaq

Greenlandic Masterpost 2021

I thought it was time to do another round-up / masterpost of my own posts to date on the Greenlandic language (and some more recently on Inuktitut). I promise that none of the links below are rickrolls! (but I guarantee that at least one of the posts does contain one…).

As ever, I’m open to questions and comment!

Translations and stuff

Greenlandic Text Lesson 1 - Bussimi Naapinneq (The Meeting in the Bus)

Greenlandic Text Lesson 2 - Ingerlaliinnaleqaagut by Nanook

Greenlandic Text Lesson 3 - Qeqertarsuarmi nanorsiortut (Bear hunt in Qeqertarsuaq)

Greenlandic Text Lesson 4 - Name the Book Challenge!

Greenlandic Text Lessons 1-4 - Revision Challenge!

Greenlandic Text Lesson 5 - Arnanut (For Women)

Greenlandic Text Lesson 6 - Aasami Atuanngiffik (The Summer Holidays)

Greenlandic Text Lesson 7 - A letter

Greenlandic Text Lesson 8 - Astrofysikeri Stephen Hawking

Greenlandic Text Lesson 9 - Ulla the pregnant LOLcat

Greenlandic Text Lesson 10 - Tuuma

Greenlandic Text Lesson 11 - Benny the Beluga

Greenlandic Text Lesson 12 - Nunassittarneq/Settlement

Greenlandic Text Lesson 13 - Bussimi Naapinneq (again)

Greenlandic Text Lesson 14 - Captain Tom Moore’s fundraising for the NHS

Greenlandic Text Lesson 15 - Harry Potter!

Counting in Greenlandic - 1 to 20

Word length in Greenlandic

Another Greenlandic Song - Ukiut Qaangiuttut by Zikaza

Inuktun - the language of the Inughuit of Northern Greenland

Iikkaleeq - an East Greenlandic Children’s story

Linguistic Excursions #7: French and East Greenlandic/Tunumiisut

Herod and Mariamne - Pär Lagerkvist - Greenlandic extract

Greenlandic - Skolt Saami Phrase List

Greenlandic - Yorùbá Phrase List

Greenlandic / Icelandic Parallel Texts - The Northern Lights

Greenlandic / Icelandic Parallel Texts - The Ice

Enjoy *being* Yourself - LGBT terminology

Humour and stuff

A nice long word

Another nice long word

Roll on another long word

Some Greenlandic humour…

More Greenlandic humour…

Italian words for pasta…

Essential Movie Quotes in Greenlandic #1-#9

Essential Movie/Book Quotes in Greenlandic #12 - Harry Potter

Greenlandic Linguistics in 2025

Qaqqaqaqaaq!

Greenlandic Scrabble

Books and stuff

Learning Greenlandic Book Review #1: Qaagit!

Grønlandsk Rejseparlør

The Language of the Inuit - Louis-Jacques Dorais

Words of the Inuit - Louis-Jacques Dorais

Oqa.dk - a new Greenlandic grammar resource

Some textbook suggestions

Other stuff

Juullileqaaq - It’s Christmas soon!

Tsunami in Greenland

Playground sign

A (Greenlandic) quote for Valentine’s Day

Etymology of Greenlandic “Tuluk” - an alternative hypothesis

West Greenlandic guide to the orthography of East Greenlandic

Ethnonym Chain

How do you say North-West in Greenlandic?

Mutual Intelligibility of Greenlandic and Inuit dialects

Greenlandic Language Puzzle

My blog gets cited in a Bachelor’s thesis

Inuktitut artwork - Josie Paperk

“The Terror” - Post 1 (Silna), Post 2 (Netsilik Hunter)

And finally - not my work, but here you have the excellent “Ultimate Greenlandic Resource List”

tulunnguaq

Can’t believe I put this together in 2021 - time flies!

nukihowlter

picture this. you're a well respected and feared paranormal entity known for years of inflicting horror. you follow this random couple home thinking these amateurs will be easy to scare. you're up all night using all your energy making a foreboding bog dirt circle as a warning. you wait patiently excited to watch these two cower with fear. instead you sit there and watch as they dare each other to eat it. the blonde one turns it into a latte. you retire.

sisterdaniela

daniel howell you have to stop. your halloween costumes too hot. your bitch is too bad. your influence too terrible. your launch too hard. they will kill you

freshmoviequotes

Goncharov (1973)

seanewilliams

This was such a great fucking movie.

desperatelyseekingcannibals

We really don't talk enough about Goncharov on this site.

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homunculus-argument

Imagine that one day as you're walking on a hot sunny path, your hat jumps off your head and lands into a muddy ditch. And you look at your muddy hat and ask it: "What did you do that for?"

"I don't want to be a burden anymore", your hat answers. "You are always carrying me around, and I can't carry you. That's not fair."

"I don't mind carrying you, little idiot", you tell your hat, "you hardly weight anything at all, and you shelter me from the sun."

"But that's different", your hat protests. "I don't mind the sun scorching on me. That happens anyway. It's literally no trouble for me to shade you too."

"Just the same it's no trouble for me to carry you. But now, because you wanted to stop inconveniencing and bothering me, I am now hatless and you are in the dirt."

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