Oof I guess I gotta write stuff here.

Not now, kitten, m- da- m- your parental figure is in the middle of a gender crisis

i want lists and solutions by the time i finish this jiyuiceh box. warning ⚠️ I. AM. TIRSTY! and it is ᶠʳᵘᶦᵗ punch! and it is delicious

fucking the text man for texts one of society's most influential works

Lets dissect uncle to find his wish gland

Where do you think the comma goes

#people want to treat their own bad behavior as if it was as inevitable as the weather #and then when the people they're assholes to are like 'actually fuck you' and stand up for themselves #they get all pearl clutchy about how they have a ~right to express themselves~ and how other people ~just can't handle the truth~ #toddlers (via @shesgonnachangetheworld)

Two men on a mission, united in purpose.

This looks like a painting with like the composition and lighting

I agree , practicing medicine without a medical Doctor license is unlawful

Thank you! I am kinda pissed off that the news outlet leave out the gfm link but i guess that's their SOP over there