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Indie. (Earth 3) Luthor-El RP blog (All posts are IC unless stated otherwise)
WARNING: Luthor-El does not go by Luthor here. He goes by Lee-El. This also is an incredibly canon-divergent take and interpretation of him.
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Speaking of ass-
Honestly what I take pride in is my ass, I've got a nice ass. The rest of me like my personality is shit, though.
Yeah, you suck, but a nice ass makes up for most of it, I think.
can we ask about ur family's curse
according to my great grandma it was cast on her grandma by a neighbor with the evil eye - "your daughters will marry their fathers and your sons will become them"
which is really just a fancy way of describing the cycle of abuse and therefore worked very well, generally going into effect before the kid in question turned 21
so my matrilineal family tree winds up a fractured, miserable mess, lots of young marriages and parents falling apart generation after generation, serial toxic marriages with generations of kids scattered across the whole state in foster homes - very nasty stuff
until it gets to me (firstborn in my generation of cousins) and by the time im twenty one i am 1. both daughter and son and neither 2. extremely aspec and queer
which apparently this neighbor did not conceive of when casting her eye and seems to have simply error messaged the curse into oblivion. no one born after me has had this problem. all their romantic relationships are loving (though i would never claim them perfect) and their children adored. fairytale loopholed so hard the damn thing disintegrated. its the funniest magic story i have lmao
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((it's not a metaphorical dick if he has a dick in his soul. In his heart of hearts.
// Unfortunately, Lee has a pretty good soul and a big heart.
It's just deeply unfortunately his family consists of Ultraman, Superwoman, and his ugly pet dog, Powerring. Lex has a lot to work against here.
// -sprays lee in the face for being a slut-
I do try my best~
You're making me feel special. 🤭 I'll just have to work extra hard to repay that feeling.
And you succeed.
I know a thing or two about making people feel special. I know a thing or two that would help work for that.
I'm better than normal; I'm what you should try to achieve.
I mean, you can't achieve all this. I'm the best thing to ever exist, but it's a nice fake goal to have for yourself.
My perfect little baby
never mind, Mom's in first place lex's gotta reclaim his spot.
I'm better than normal; I'm what you should try to achieve.
I mean, you can't achieve all this. I'm the best thing to ever exist, but it's a nice fake goal to have for yourself.
Okay but if I took you out on a date, could I consider that having achieved the best?
Hey, that's smooth as hell.
I'd typically say no, and you should go fuck yourself, but in this case, yeah, 100%
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I'm better than normal; I'm what you should try to achieve.
I mean, you can't achieve all this. I'm the best thing to ever exist, but it's a nice fake goal to have for yourself.
what about fraud, then? trying to think of illegal shit is hard.
Accuse my Muse of a crime. They can only respond with either 'Guilty' or 'Not Guilty'
There's a lot of fraud to commit, and I have done at least some fraud shit. Unfortunately.
Mostly for you, I had a great time.
So, Guilty.
is it 'grand theft auto' if you just throw the car? if not then what about that one?
Accuse my Muse of a crime. They can only respond with either 'Guilty' or 'Not Guilty'
Guilty, I have stolen cars, WITHOUT THROWING THEM. I don't usually drive cause I can fly.
But stealing them is fun sometimes :)
identity theft
Accuse my Muse of a crime. They can only respond with either 'Guilty' or 'Not Guilty'
HMMMMM, Not guilty? I don't think I have.
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gonna try for one you probably didn't do since that makes it more fun for me:
smuggling?
Accuse my Muse of a crime. They can only respond with either 'Guilty' or 'Not Guilty'
Guilty. Sorry. That is very much a crime I have done many, many times.
Actually, you can probably accuse me of a lot of crimes, and there's a good 50 or 60 percent chance I did actually do that crime.
