Madden is my Friend

american cities where every bathroom is hidden away and requires payment to access are a kind of omorashi pornworld

hey man this is a fight to the death. why are you bricked up rn

not mad btw. Just curious

no dude it's so cool how attached you are to that character who is singled out and ostracized due to the external monstrousness that clashes with their internal spark of humanity. and i love how drawn you are to themes of horror and love, nature versus nurture, otherness, isolation, and the abject. i bet you have normal feelings about your own personhood

You think robots can’t get pregnant? Well explain vending machines, you dumb ass.

I feel like a 3d printer is a better analogy because it actually builds the thing inside it but yeah

3d printers are viviparous, vending machines are hosts for parasitoid doctors pepper that oviposit their eggs inside them

if a vending machine drops its drink and it explodes, it's ovoviviparous

IM MOE!!!! IM MOE IM FUCKING MOE!!!!!!!!