me watching my own snapchat story: she is so damn funny i love her 

If you scrolling & you happen to catch this, just know you’re a popping ass individual & you’re way too great to deal w/ anybody bullshit.

parents that try to guilt trip their kids for feeding them and providing a roof over their heads are disgusting like that is ur responsibility as their parent, as someone that chose to raise them, that’s part of the damn job description and in no way do ur kids owe u for that, not even a single bit

sexuality is so dumb why does it even matter who you like no one is gonna like you back anyways

ignoring me is really the best way to irritate me

me giving my pet chihuahua two kisses: chimuahmuah

@m0rdecaw

Date someone who will date you

Need me a freak like that

straight people: *makes literally hating your spouse a cultural norm* straight people: gays are ruining marriage

I didn’t know this shit got so many notes also the straights are so mad in the comments lmfao