astra :(

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

“I’ll make you moan, over”

“bend over” “bend what? over”

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

“I’ll make you moan, over”

“bend over” “bend what? over”

"ethical rpf" pisses me off i'm writing about hitting him with a belt

"mutuals can ask for discord" mutuals can haunt me after they die. mutuals can paint my immortal youth in a cursed portrait. mutuals can build a 8ft tall creature in my college dorm. mutuals can watch me wake up as a monstrous vermin. mutuals can feed me soup after i commit murder. mutuals can help me kill uncle claudius. mutuals can go out with me and my girlfriend from across the bay. mutuals can hunt the beast with me. do better

if ur lgbt+ im curious: if u can remember, what was your first major Gay Ship?

ash and schlatt can be yaoi. if youre brave

reblogging cause ao3 went down after i posted this