being an American is so funny because i can log onto the internet and see “TRUMP ANNOUNCES FIRST ANNUAL HUNGER GAMES” and think “oh haha what a funny joke about how dystopian it is now” and then i check. and no. he actually did just do that.
(okay technically they’re called the patriot games and they’re allegedly an “unprecedented four day long athletic event with one young man and one young woman from each state and territory” but you can’t trick me. i know what a hunger games is and that sounds a LOT like a hunger games)




















