Ukulele Thing of Wonder

My day has not been great, and this actually really helped

me, watching a battle scene: please not the horses. leave them alone. they did nothing wrong. they are the only innocent ones. they don’t deserve this.

why are bunnings sausage sizzles always so much better like you hear Daveo’s having one down the street and it’s ‘okay whatever’ but as soon as you find out bunnings has got the snags out you start doing the Kel Power Walk to be first in line

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

/SCREAMING

Good shit hahahaaa

BUILD A. SQUID. make your own squid and set. it free. BUILD YOUR. SQUID. FIND YOUR. SQUID { MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM } YOUR SQUID

Summoning the ogrelord

my grandpa used to water the plants every week and there was a lil frog that would come out and croak until my grandpa sprinkled some water on him and he loved that frog so much

i love this story