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When you are so infatuated that you begin to use James May as a unit of measurement.

"A day of TV interviews for the last Grand Tour. And he’s spilled food onto himself."

from Jeremy's insta

How personal space works, and this is fucking science, okay

3. Personal - 2.5 to 4 feet - Family and close friends, touching is possible in this zone, but intimacy is off-limits. Hence touching other than hand-shaking is potentially uncomfortable.

2. Intimate - 6 to 18 inches - Physical touching relationships, usually reserved for intimate relationships and close friendships.

Actually, that reminds me, there’s another picture form the same photoshoot that fascinates me. James is posing, completely aware he’s sexy as hell, and Jeremy is simply ogling with his mouth open. If there was a girl on James’s place it would a completely unambiguous scene. 

James and Jeremy Bickering like and Old Married Couple.

Seriously though! Look at them! James going off on his rant and poor Jeremy trying to say he agrees. If this doesn’t prove they’re husbands, I don’t know what will!

So dang adorable!

“Back in the Top Gear days, we’d talk about what our pub would be like if Jeremy and I owned one between us,” he recalls. “We worked out we wouldn’t have any customers because all the people Jeremy or I didn’t want in there amounted to all of society."

I just made some BULLSHIIIITTTT

Not that different from James's solution:

The thing they are discussing: