Ukki means grandpa in finnish. Ukki is born in the middle ages and smokes weed and shoots up speed. To live forever Ukki also spreads a Virus. Ukkipanta is a fast spreading and viciously evolving virus, and ukki lives in every infected person like a parasite. Ukki is the man that the finnish junkies praise and who they pray to. UKKI IS IMMORTAL. UKKI GROWS WITHIN YOU AND EVERY BONG HIT YOU TAKE MAKES HIM STRONGER AND BIGGER. AS THE ADDICTION GROWS YOU WILL SLOWLY BECOME. IT. UKKI. It drinks bong water once a year in preria to stay alive and replenish it's ever lasting youth. UKKI licks the vagina like a horse.
You might be tempted to buy a beautiful antique statue from your nearest second hand shop, but WATCH OUT. It could be Ukki in disguise. Once you buy it, it will show it's true form and hide forever in your closet. You might have even got Ukki living in your closet right now even if you don't know about lt yet.
You might be in grave danger! The Ukkipanta-virus penetrates every one of your cells near instantly and the death of your True Self is inevitable. The only way you can for sure know if you are infected, is by witnessing a moment where Ukki takes ahold of your being during sexual intercourse. The person infected will suddenly wear a choker that says UKKIPANTA in it. They will start chanting:
The sexual partner will then also be seen wearing the necklace.
Ukki consumes thousands of kilograms cannabis every year. Ukki is 50 percent a cannabis plant in itself.
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