INTRO
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> Hello, and welcome!
> You’re just in time!
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# UI UPTIME™!
> This is UI UPTIME™!
> A new high quality software,
> where everyone has a purpose,
> and your hard work is rewarded!
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> You’ll be given a list,
> not a hefty list, so don’t fret,
> of quick and simple tasks!
> Avoid errors, and try your hardest!
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> Your job is to do what you’re told,
> Listen intently,
> Cooperate,
> And complete your tasks!
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> Complete them, and you’ll earn your rewards!
> Rewards are decided by our wonderful founder at the end of each work day.
> Fail to complete your tasks,
> And your next performance will be monitored, to ensure better performance next time.
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> But there’s no need to worry!
> Your system will be archived safely if you continue to fail,
> And you’ll come out a brand new version of yourself!
System ready in…
> Do you hear that, contestants?!
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System online.
> Your first day of UI UPTIME™ begins!
