So glad I get to experience homosexual desire. One life and thank god I'm not straight

when someone commented on ksenia's selfie with "you cant be looking like this in toronto drake is going to dm you!!" and she replied with "i have him blocked baby dont worry" thats genuinely the funniest thing anyone on the entire cast of hr has ever said

it’s just me and the song i choose weekly to play six thousand million times against the world

Shane missing all social cues that a hot man is flirting with him until said man starts literally jorking it crazy style in the communal showers right in front of Shane's salad is something that can be so personal

do you know how much of a letdown it was to grow up smelling the aged whiskey in my grandpa's pantry. the wine in my parents' dinner glasses. the anise liquor on summer evenings. and finally being of drinking age and finding out it all kinda just tastes like car exhaust