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what a stylish lad

I was today years old when I learned that the quadratic formula is used to calculate if evolution had occurred on a species over a period of time.

Lesbian queer eye: five women, all of whom are named Ellen, break into your home to cut the sleeves off all your shirts and stock your fridge with almond milk.

in addition, they bring you a girlfriend

i fully support these lovers

solidarity!!

I feel like our current timeline is proof that time travel exists, because only people going back over and over to fix a mistake could have resulted in whatever the fuck is happening right now

dont be your child’s bully. period. 

i hate the ads i get on spotify. like have they seen my playlists? i listen to enough girl in red to not get ads for trojan condoms.

felt that

*pauses girl in red's i'll die anyway playing on full volume through my headphones* yeah, i'm mentally stable. why?

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... had a dance party?

me @  my mum

‪bitch you got low iron?? get back in the mines then !!!! 😂😂😂‬

felt that with all of my being