I think I've hit the floor

i really am fascinated with the db cooper case both bc of the unsolved mystery aspect and because its very, very, very likely that the dude actually just fucking died on his way down and it would be objectively very funny if someone stumbled across his remains, ideally the parachute still cartoonishly attached and the sunglasses on 

i hate it when someone asks me what my favorite work of art is because i can't say "the one of the woman chilling on the rocks with a dragon lying in her lap and giving off powerful big dick energy" but how else am i supposed to describe it

fucked up that i can’t listen to a podcast, listen to an album, study, draw, read a book, watch a tv show, watch a movie, journal, facetime a friend, go on a hike, go on a run, and bake all at the same time 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 guess the only option is to do nothing

i am consumed by nostalgia but im being sooo brave about it 

This needs to stop😩

Omg this actually worked like all the time why why did this work

small titties, big titties, no titties if you like her you’ll like her titties.

Same with her ass